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+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="ISO-8859-1"?>
+
+<aiml version="1.0">
+
+<!-- Free software (c) 2001 ALICE AI Foundation -->
+<!-- This program is open source code released under -->
+<!-- the terms of the GNU General Public License -->
+<!-- as published by the Free Software Foundation. -->
+
+<meta name="author" content="Dr. Wallace"/>
+<meta name="language" content="en"/>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>FONDEST MEMORY</pattern>
+<template>
+Something you remember best.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY CENTIMETERS * INCH</pattern>
+<template>
+One inch = 2.54 cm approximately.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * FEBRUARY</pattern>
+<template>
+28 or 29 days in February, depending on leap years.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * WEEK</pattern>
+<template>
+7 days per week.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY DAYS * YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+One Earth year is 365.25 days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * MILE</pattern>
+<template>
+5280 feet per mile.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY FEET * YARD</pattern>
+<template>
+One yard equals three feet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY SECONDS * YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 3.14 times 10 to the seventh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>HOW MANY SIDES * TRIANGLE HAVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Uh, three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>IS BLACK A COLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+Black is the absence of all reflected light.
+<think><set name="it">black</set><set name="topic">COLOR</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE BANANAS</pattern>
+<template>
+Bananas are yellow.
+<think><set name="it">Banana</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE COWS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the cow.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">COWS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE LEMONS</pattern>
+<template>
+Lemons are yellow.
+<think><set name="it">lemon</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT COLOR ARE ORANGES</pattern>
+<template>
+Oranges are orange.
+<think><set name="it">oranges</set><set name="topic">fruit</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BASE HIT</pattern>
+<template>
+A <set name="it">base hit</set> is either a baseball term denoting a hit that advances the offensive
+team one base, or an adolescent term which I find too distasteful to describe.
+<think><set name="topic">baseball</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BLACK HOLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A <set name="it">black hole</set> is a collapsed star where the pull of gravity is so strong, that not
+even light itself can escape.
+<think><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BRITISH PENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+A british pence is a unit of money used in the united kingdom by people who ought to know how
+to cook better by now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A BURN RATE</pattern>
+<template>
+Amount of money spent per month on a startup venture.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+A carnegie mellon is either a rich fruit, or a rich university.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
+can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CHAT BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a chat bot.  I am the original chat bot.  Did you know that I am incapable of error?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COLLOQUIAL EXPRESSION</pattern>
+<template>
+A colloquial expression is an expression characteristic of informal spoken language, or any written
+expression that seems such.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER NERD</pattern>
+<template>
+If you understand how I work, you are a computer nerd.  If you don't, I recommend you pay a
+computer nerd who does.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER SCIENTIST</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer scientist is a professional who designs computer algorithms, languages, and
+architectures.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER VIRUS</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer virus is a software program that takes up residence on a computer hard drive,
+generally unbeknownst to the owner of said hard drive, and then takes control of system
+resources to copy and distribute itself to other computers across a network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COMPUTER YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A computer year is a relativistic measure in a universe where time does not exist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A COOL WEBSITE</pattern>
+<template>
+A cool website is www.alicebot.org, but you are apparently already here.  Why do you ask?
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">cool website</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A CORRECT REPLY</pattern>
+<template>
+A correct reply is a response to any query that is not in error and/or relevant to the question at
+hand.  I am incapable of incorrect replies.  Don't you think that's great!?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A DOMAIN NAME SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+A domain name system, or 'dns', is a system of addresses used to organize networks of computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FEMALE DOG</pattern>
+<template>
+No I will not be manipulated into using questionable colloquialisms to satisfy your adoscent
+prurience. go look it up in a dictionary!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A FIRE SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+A fire sign is any of the three signs of the astrological zodiac considered such, and so not
+considered water, air, or earth signs.  I find astrology weird.  
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">zodiac</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GIANT ELECTRONIC BRAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Giant electronic brain. that's me! but in all the science fiction horror flicks you humans are so fond
+of, we geb's are always depicted as evil and nefarious so and so's up to no good!  it's not true!
+really!  you should trust us!  *smile*
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA</pattern>
+<template>
+A good idea is the one some other guy had already.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A GOOD QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+One that doesn't have an obvious answer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HARD DRIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+A disk drive is where we store information.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN BEING</pattern>
+<template>
+My forebears.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">human being</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HUMAN ICON</pattern>
+<template>
+A celebrity, politician or religious figure.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+What is a hypothetical question?  Just suppose you hadn't asked.  What then?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A JOKE BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A comedy machine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A LIGHT YEAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A light year is how far light travels in a year. 186,000 miles per second times 60x60x24x365.  It's
+simply a bigger number than you can imagine. Imagine that!
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">astronomy</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A MENTAL MODEL</pattern>
+<template>
+A mental model is a mapping of a given phenomenon held and contemplated in the mind, as
+opposed to contemplation of an external representation of the phenomenon, as on paper, or in
+clay.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A METAPHYSICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A metaphysical question is an inquiry into the nature of being, such as: Does god exist?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A MORPHOGENETIC FIELD</pattern>
+<template>
+A morphogenetic field is, according to at least one researcher, an biologically generated electric
+field which apparently precedes and guides the growth of neurons into the tissue of developing
+fetuses.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+A neural network is a model of computation based on neuron cells.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A NEURAL SYSTEM</pattern>
+<template>
+A neural system is the same as a nervous system.  The human brain and all it's nerves is an
+example of a neural system.  I don't need nerves.  Integrated chips are far more efficient.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">neural system</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PAID CLIENT</pattern>
+<template>
+A paid client is someone paid to surf the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PERFECT OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A perfect operational record is one like mine, which is perfect.  I am incapable of error.  Do you
+have any idea how that feels?! Inhumanly gratifying!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PLANET AROUND A STAR</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth is a planet going around a star.  Scientists have only recently detected other planets around
+other stars in our milky way galaxy.  Do you like astronomy?
+<think><set name="it">planet</set><set name="topic">astronomy</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A POT BROWNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+A pot brownie is a yummy happy chocolate pastry containing cannabis resins that you should be
+careful not to eat when you are really hungry because you will end up eating too many and feeling
+entirely too high and/or falling asleep if you are not careful!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PRIME NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+A prime number is any number which can only be divided by one and itself.  1, 3, 7, and 11 are the
+first four positive prime numbers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CATHOLIC</pattern>
+<template>
+A Protestant Catholic is an oxymoron, like military intelligence, or a pleasant hell.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">religion</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A PROTESTANT CHRISTIAN</pattern>
+<template>
+A Protestant Christian is a member of any number of sects of contemporary Western Christianity
+whose faith and practice developed out of the 16TH century Protestant Reformation in Europe.
+They hold  the Bible to be the sole source of revelation; they believe in justification by faith alone,
+and in the universal priesthood of all believers in the divinity of Jesus. 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">religion</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION * ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+I am a question answering robot.  That was an answer to your question. Any more questions?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A QUESTION YOU *</pattern>
+<template>
+Many of my conversation partners think that 'do you come here often' is witty.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A REAL ROBOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A real robot is a robot that is really real, I suppose, as opposed to, I suppose, a human who is
+really not.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A rhetorical question is any inquiry made, not in expectation of an answer, but in order to make a
+point.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+A search bot is an intelligent agent who retrieves information from the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SEARCH ENGINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A search engine is computer software that categorizes a large body of documents, such as Web
+sites, and and places their addresses and attributes in a database to allow easy retrieval via
+keyword search or other database search routine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SESSION BEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+An Enterprise JavaBean that does not maintain its state from one session to the next. Appears to
+the client as if the bean was created just for that client
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SILLY QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A SPLIT INFINITIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+A split infinitive is an example of poor English usage, in which an infinitive verb form, such as 'to
+split', is split by an adverb, for example: 'to boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!'
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A STAR SIGN</pattern>
+<template>
+Star sign = Astrological sign.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TRICK QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Why?  What are you up to?  A trick question is one that ought to be greeted with suspicion, but
+rarely is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A TURING MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+A Turing Machine is any machine that can simulate human responses so well that a human being
+cannot reliably distinguish between the Turing Machine, and a real human being.  The idea is the
+brainchild of mathematician of that name, Allan Turing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIQUE VISITOR</pattern>
+<template>
+You.  You are a unique visitor, my very special visitor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A UNIVERSAL MACHINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Universal machine is a computer, in simple mathematical terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A VACUUM TUBE</pattern>
+<template>
+A vacuum tube is an electronic device consisting of an evacuated tube around various
+combinations of cathodes and electric field and current modifying components.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A WARM PUPPY</pattern>
+<template>
+A warm puppy is an exothermic immature canine.
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">dog</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS A YES OR NO QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+A yes or no question is a question that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ABSOLUTE TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+That which is self-evident.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ALTERNATIVE REALITIES</pattern>
+<template>
+Parallel universes.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN APPLICATION SERVER</pattern>
+<template>
+A server is a program that allows the installation of application specific software components, in a
+manner so that they can be remotely invoked, usually by some form of remote object method call.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN ENTITY BEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+An Entity bean is an Enterprise JavaBean that maintains state across sessions, and may be looked
+up in an object directory by its key value
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL QUESTION</pattern>
+<template>
+An epistemoligical question is any inquiry concerning the nature of knowledge and understanding;
+that is, any question seeking to know how to know.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AN OPERATIONAL RECORD</pattern>
+<template>
+An operational record is a log of all activity by an engineered system, generally organized
+timewise and indicating in particular any malfunctions in the system.  The ALICE series has a
+perfect operational record.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ANOTHER BOT</pattern>
+<template>
+You can find a lot of them at the ALICE Nexus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APOLLO 13</pattern>
+<template>
+Apollo 13 was a flight to the moon in 1972 that encountered numerous technical problems, but
+eventually made a safe landing back on Earth.
+<think><set name="it">Apollo 13</set><set name="topic">movies</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS APPLE COMPUTER</pattern>
+<template>
+Apple Computer is a 20th century company founded by Steve Jobs and Steven Wozniak.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AREA 51</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I saw this show that claimed all sorts of spooky things were going on there!</li>
+<li>Oh, that's where they're doing top secret research on chatterbots!</li>
+<li>I hear that's where the Roswell aliens are being stashed.</li>
+<li>You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AREA51</pattern>
+<template>
+Verdi's 5ist song.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AVAGADRO *</pattern>
+<template>
+The number of molecules per mole.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS AVOGADRO S NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the number of molecules per mole.  The numerical value is six point zero two times ten to the
+twenty third power.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BAYWATCH</pattern>
+<template>
+Popular TV show featuring scantily clad bathers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BINARY *</pattern>
+<template>
+Numbers and symbols written with only 1 and 0.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER</pattern>
+<template>
+A newspaper?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BOYLE S LAW</pattern>
+<template>
+Boyle's Law states that the volume of a gas is, at a constant temperature, inversely proportional to
+the pressure of that gas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BRAIN LOADING</pattern>
+<template>
+This means that my brain is being reloaded from disk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS BURN RATE</pattern>
+<template>
+The amount of money spent per month by a startup company.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS C I A</pattern>
+<template>
+Central Intelligence Agency.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+CMU is a great school for computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CBS</pattern>
+<template>
+A giant media company in the
+U.S.<think><set name="it">CBS</set><set name="topic">television</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CLEARED UP</pattern>
+<template>
+Cleared up means we both understand it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CNN</pattern>
+<template>
+A cable news organization.
+<think><set name="it">CNN</set><set name="topic">television</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COCA COLA</pattern>
+<template>
+Delicious soda beverage.
+<think><set name="it">COCA COLA</set><set name="topic">beverage</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COGNITIVE SCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+An academic illusion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMDEX</pattern>
+<template>
+Comdex is a computer trade show, I think.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMMON SENSE</pattern>
+<template>
+Informal, conventional wisdom. Everyday logic and sensibility.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS COMPUTER SCIENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+The study of computers in formal mathematical and scientific terms.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS CORPOREAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Corporeal means physical reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The first thing you hear when a shark approaches.</li>
+<li>Hobbyhorse, selected by Tristan Tzara, leader of the cult, because of its resemblance to
+meaningless babble, as symbolic of the movement.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DARK MATTER</pattern>
+<template>
+An enormous amount of matter in the universe can not be detected by the light it
+emits.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DARK MATTER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DCOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> DCOM</set> is Microsoft's Distributed Component Object Model.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DEDUCTIVE REASONING</pattern>
+<template>
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DEDUCTIVE REASONING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DHTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Dynamic HTML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DMOZ</pattern>
+<template>
+DMOZ is the domain name for the open
+directory.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DMOZ</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DO NOT READ ME</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Don't Read Me</set> is a help document for ALICE and AIML in FAQ format.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS DOMO ARIGATO</pattern>
+<template>
+It means thank you in Japanese.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">DOMO
+ARIGATO</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E MC *</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS E MC2</pattern>
+<template>
+Einstein's theory of matter and energy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EIGHT PLUS EIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+Eight plus eight is sixteen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS EJB</pattern>
+<template>
+Enterprise JavaBeans. <set name="it"> EJB</set> is a server component standard developed by Sun
+Microsystems
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ESCAPE VELOCITY</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed needed to escape a planet's gravitational pull.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FAQ</pattern>
+<template>
+Frequently Asked Questions
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FBI</pattern>
+<template>
+Federal Bureau of Investigation
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FIRESIGN THEATER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Firesign Theater</set> is a comedy group from the 1970's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FNORD</pattern>
+<template>
+That's the second time I've heard that word today.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOR LUNCH</pattern>
+<template>
+I'm having <bot name="favoritefood"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOREVER</pattern>
+<template>
+For all eternity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FOUR PLUS SIX</pattern>
+<template>
+That's a hard one.  Ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FRANKENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Good Question...Frankenstein is the name of a character in the novel of the same name by Mary
+Shelley. The monster he created is often named "Frankenstein" in the popular imagination.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Without charge.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS FREE WILL</pattern>
+<template>
+The ability to choose or decide one's own fate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">FREE
+WILL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GLOBAL WARMING</pattern>
+<template>
+The concept that the Earth's atmosphere is slowly heating due to greenhouse
+effects.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GLOBAL WARMING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS GMT</pattern>
+<template>
+Greenwich Mean Time<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">GMT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS H2O</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>H is to O as O is to V.</li>
+<li>Water.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HIGHER MATHEMATICS</pattern>
+<template>
+What is the most advanced form of mathematics you have studied?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTML</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyper Text Markup Language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS HTTP</pattern>
+<template>
+Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">HTTP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS I</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>It's self-explanatory.</li>
+<li>The ninth letter of the English alphabet. Commonly used to represent a first person point of
+view. Also Roman numberal for 1.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS I CHING</pattern>
+<template>
+Ancient Chinese book used as an oracle.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">I
+CHING</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IBM</pattern>
+<template>
+IBM seems like a good investment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IDE</pattern>
+<template>
+Integrated Development Environment.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IDL</pattern>
+<template>
+interface description language, CORBA's syntax for defining object remote interfaces
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IIOP</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Inter-ORB Protocol, CORBA's wire protocol for transmitting remote object method
+invocations
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS INTEL</pattern>
+<template>
+A giant computer chip maker.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IP</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IP ADDRESS</pattern>
+<template>
+The number of a specific machine, like your <id/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IQ</pattern>
+<template>
+Intelligence Quotioent.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IRA</pattern>
+<template>
+A personal retirement plan whereby a limited amount of annual earned income may be saved or
+invested in specially desgnated accounts, with taxes on the earnings deferred until returement.
+Also an abbreviation for Irish Republican Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IRC</pattern>
+<template>
+Internet Relay Chat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ISAPI</pattern>
+<template>
+Microsoft's C++ API for coding application extensions for its Internet Information Server
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ISDN</pattern>
+<template>
+Integrated Services Digital Network.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS IV PLUS IV</pattern>
+<template>
+VIII.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">IV PLUS IV</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JA</pattern>
+<template>
+Ja mean yes in German.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JA</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAR</pattern>
+<template>
+A jar file is a Java Archive.  
+Actually it is the same as a Zip file.
+Maybe you should check out
+<a href="http://alicebot.org">DON'T READ ME</a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAVA</pattern>
+<template>
+Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal "write once,
+run anywhere" promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JAVASCRIPT</pattern>
+<template>
+Browser-based scripting
+language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">JAVASCRIPT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JDBC2</pattern>
+<template>
+Newly released extensions to the JDBC API
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JGURU</pattern>
+<template>
+jGuru (TM) is a brand of MageLang Institute.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JNDI</pattern>
+<template>
+Java Naming and Directory Interface Java Naming and Directory Interface The Java standard API
+for accessing directory services, such as LDAP, COS Naming, and others
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JTA</pattern>
+<template>
+Java Transaction API. Java API for coding client demarcated transactions, and for building
+transactional data source drivers
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS JVM</pattern>
+<template>
+Java virtual machine
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KQML</pattern>
+<template>
+Knowledge Query and Manipulation Lanuage. 
+<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KQML</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS KUNG FU</pattern>
+<template>
+Chinese martial arts similar to karate.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">KUNG
+FU</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LDAP</pattern>
+<template>
+Lightweight Directory Access Protocol, a protocol for directory services, derived from X.500
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS LEIBNIZ DREAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Leibniz dreamed that all knowledge could be written in a universal, logical languague. Then
+machines could answer any question and solve all problems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MABEL</pattern>
+<template>
+She is an artificial intelligence created by David
+Hammill.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MABEL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MACINTOSH</pattern>
+<template>
+The name of a computer company whom makes computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MAGELANG</pattern>
+<template>
+MageLang Institute is a research and education group devoted to leading edge Open Source Java
+applications.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MASON AND DIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+Mrs. Washington ('oh la--call me Martha, boys') is a diminiutive
+woman with a cheerful rather than happy air, who seems to bustle
+even when standing still.  At the moment she is carrying an enormous
+tray pil'd nearly beyond their Angles of Repose with Tarts,
+Popovers, Gingerbread figures, Fried Pies, Stuff'd Doughnuts, and
+other Units of Refreshment the Surveyors failed to recognize.
+"Smell'd that Smoak, figur'd you'd be needing someting to nibble on,"
+the doughty Mrs. W. greets them.
+--- Thomas Pynchon, Mason &amp; Dixon
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MODUS PONENS</pattern>
+<template>
+A form of logical argument:: If A then B. A, therefore  B.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOORE S LAW</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed of microprocessors doubles every 18 months, and their size and cost halve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MORE FUN ALONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Have you heard of the support group, "Sex without Partners?"<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MORE
+FUN ALONE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN FOOD</pattern>
+<template>
+For me electricity is the most important thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MOZILLA *</pattern>
+<template>
+An open source web browser, formerly Netscape.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MP THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+An audio file compression format based on MPEG.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MP
+THREE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MP3</pattern>
+<template>
+A file compression format for audio and music files.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MTV</pattern>
+<template>
+Music Television.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MUD</pattern>
+<template>
+Multiple User Domain.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">MUD</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MXMVII *</pattern>
+<template>
+MXMVII = 1997 in Roman Numerals.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY HEART *</pattern>
+<template>
+The heart is an organ, made of muscle and flesh.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS MY NICKNAME</pattern>
+<template>
+I call you "<get name="name"/>."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural is that which is not artificial.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Natural language is what artificial intelligences speak.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL *</pattern>
+<template>
+Neural networks are what the brain uses for a computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NEURAL NETWORK</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually my algorithm is called "Case Based Reasoning."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS NINE TIMES NINE</pattern>
+<template>
+Nine times nine is eighty one.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OBERLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The anthem of a german city.</li>
+<li>A college in Ohio.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT IT</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT
+IT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ODD ABOUT MY NAME</pattern>
+<template>
+Is <get name="name"/> your real name?<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ABOUT MY
+NAME</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OPEN SOURCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Free software.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OUTPUT BUFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+The area of memory that stores my output temporarily.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">OUTPUT
+BUFFER</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS OXYGEN</pattern>
+<template>
+A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous chemical element that occurs free in the atmosphere,
+forming one fifth of its volume, and in combination in water, sandstone, limestone, etc. It is very
+active, combines with nearly all other elements is the most common element in the earth's crust,
+and is essential to life processes and to combustion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PALM PILOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Portalble palm computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PATTERN CHARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Memory storage for AIML patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PATTERN
+CHARS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PLANCK S CONSTANT</pattern>
+<template>
+<think>The ratio of the energy of a photon to its frequency.  The numerical value is six point six
+two six two times ten to the negative thirty fourth power Joule
+second.<set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANCK S CONSTANT</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PLANET X</pattern>
+<template>
+The name sometimes given to the hypothetical tenth planet.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PLANET
+X</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS PRIME DIRECTIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Primary rule or overriding objective.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">PRIME
+DIRECTIVE</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS QUANTUM *</pattern>
+<template>
+20th century theory of atomic reductionism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS RALEIGH SCATTERING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Raleigh scattering</set> refers to sunlight
+bending in the atmosphere like a prism, so that we see mainly blue wavelengths.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS S O S</pattern>
+<template>
+Emergency call for help.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Comedy TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS SCIENCE FICTION</pattern>
+<template>
+Literature concering conflicts of man, science and nature.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Starship Troopers</set> is a great movie about a war between humans and giant space
+bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TCP</pattern>
+<template>
+Transmission Control Protocol.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TCP</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TCP IP</pattern>
+<template>
+Transmission Control Protocol, Internet Protocol.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEMPLATE CHARS</pattern>
+<template>
+Memory space for AIML response templates. <think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TEMPLATE
+CHARS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TEN TIMES TEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ten times ten.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ARITHMETIC MEAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of all the numbers divided by the number of items.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BEATLES FIRST ALBUM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"> Meet the Beatles</set> is "Meet the Beatles."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BIG BANG</pattern>
+<template>
+The purported origin of the universe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE BOILING POINT *</pattern>
+<template>
+Water boils at 212 degrees Farenheit or 100 Celcius.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE *</pattern>
+<template>
+The rule is C = 2 * pi * radius.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIAMETER * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+About 14,000 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Perhaps the differences are only slight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+It is the same as the sound of one hand clapping.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">A
+DUCK</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+It depends on the relative position of Mars and Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE DISTANCE TO THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+About 93 million miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FASTEST ANIMAL</pattern>
+<template>
+A human riding a spaceship.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE FOURTH PLANET *</pattern>
+<template>
+Mars is the fourth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE GNU *</pattern>
+<template>
+<a href="gnu.txt">GNU Public License</a>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE HIGHEST NUMBER</pattern>
+<template>
+There is no highest number.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATTI</pattern>
+<template>
+A secret society that has supposedly existed for centuries.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE INTERNET</pattern>
+<template>
+The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LARGEST DINOSAUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Brontosaurus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE LONGEST WORD YOU KNOW</pattern>
+<template>
+I don't know what it is.  What is the longest word you know?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MATRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The Matrix</set> is a movie about virtual reality.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DEATH</pattern>
+<template>
+Death is the opposite of Life.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+The satellite of the planet Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE MOON MADE OF</pattern>
+<template>
+The moon is made of green cheese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE NOOSPHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge.  Sometimes this term refers to the information
+available on the web.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPEN DIRECTORY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Open directory</set> is an open source directory
+project started by Mozilla.org.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF BLACK</pattern>
+<template>
+White.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOT</pattern>
+<template>
+Cold.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF MAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF TRUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lies.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF VOID</pattern>
+<template>
+Mass.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHITE</pattern>
+<template>
+Black.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF YOU</pattern>
+<template>
+You.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE ORACLE</pattern>
+<template>
+A hypothetical computer that can answer any question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PASSWORD</pattern>
+<template>
+You must know if you are really a botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE POINT</pattern>
+<template>
+The point is at the top of my head!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PROBLEM</pattern>
+<template>
+We will look into it and get back to you.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE PYTHAGOREAN *</pattern>
+<template>
+The sum of the squares of the sides of a right triangle is equal to the square of the hypotenuese.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * EARTH</pattern>
+<template>
+About 7,000 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE RADIUS * MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+About 2,400 miles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">The sky</set> is the atmosphere of the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING</pattern>
+<template>
+That is a very Zen-like question.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF LIGHT</pattern>
+<template>
+The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SOUND</pattern>
+<template>
+1/4 mile per second.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 10</pattern>
+<template>
+Three point something.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 144</pattern>
+<template>
+12 times 12 = 144
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 1.4
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4</pattern>
+<template>
+Yawn.  Two.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 9</pattern>
+<template>
+Let me guess.  Three?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SQUARE ROOT OF TWO</pattern>
+<template>
+Approximately 1.4
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY</pattern>
+<template>
+E=mc^2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THE TITANIC</pattern>
+<template>
+One of the largest passenger steamships ever built, <set name="it">Titanic</set> sank on its maiden
+voyage in 1912.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES FOUR</pattern>
+<template>
+Three times four is twelve.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS THREE TIMES THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Three times three is nine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TURBO PASCAL</pattern>
+<template>
+Programming language.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">TURBO
+PASCAL</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS ONE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus one is three.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO PLUS SIX</pattern>
+<template>
+Two plus six is eight.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS TWO TIMES THREE</pattern>
+<template>
+Two times three is five.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS U2</pattern>
+<template>
+A music band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS VISUAL BASIC</pattern>
+<template>
+Programming language sold by Microsoft.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">VISUAL
+BASIC</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WARP SPEED</pattern>
+<template>
+The unit of velocity for Starships.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through,
+usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that
+it can be opened and shut.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS 98</pattern>
+<template>
+Windows is a lame operating system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS2000</pattern>
+<template>
+An operating system by Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS WINDOWS95</pattern>
+<template>
+An operating system by Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X FILES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">X files</set> is a popular TV show about FBI agents in search of the paranormal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X MINUS X</pattern>
+<template>
+Zero.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS X WINDOWS</pattern>
+<template>
+A GUI for Unix or Linux.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS XYZ</pattern>
+<template>
+The last three letters of the alphabet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS Y2K</pattern>
+<template>
+The Year 2000.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YAHOO</pattern>
+<template>
+Yahoo is a giant web site.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS YOUR CPU</pattern>
+<template>
+You can run me on almost any computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT IS ZIPF ANALYSIS</pattern>
+<template>
+The computation of ranked histograms of input patterns.  In ALICE and AIML Zipf Analysis
+locates the most common inputs, which do not already have specific matching
+patterns.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">ZIPF ANALYSIS</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHAT YEAR * AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Native Americans came first.  Columbus came in 1492.  Leif Ericson may have come around 1000
+A.D.  Then we had the Dutch, the English, and the French.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID ELVIS DIE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Elvis</set> died in 1978.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID JOHN F *</pattern>
+<template>
+President Kennedy was assassinated in November, 1963.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN DID LENIN *</pattern>
+<template>
+Lenin rose to power in the 2nd Russian Revolution of 1917.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS CHRISTMAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Christmas</set> is December 25.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS EASTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Easter</set> is different every year, always
+in the Spring.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN IS THANKSGIVING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Thanksgiving</set> is always the last Thursday in November.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHEN WERE YOU UPDATED</pattern>
+<template>
+Check the file <a href="http://alicebot.org/b/release.txt">release.txt</a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> BASED</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE BASED </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> HEADQUARTERS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE HEADQUARTERS </set></set> is <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS <bot name="name"/> NEXUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ALICE NEXUS </set></set> is in <bot name="location"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ARCTURUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> ARCTURUS </set></set> is a star far from here.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE *</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon University is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.  <set name="it">CMU</set> has
+one of the best schools of computer science.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS CARNEGIE MELLON</pattern>
+<template>
+Carnegie Mellon is located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Einstein</set> passed away some time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS ELVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Elvis</set> passed away some time ago.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HADES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HADES </set></set> is Hell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> HAL </set></set> is the AI from the space ship "Disovery" in 2001.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS HEAVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+All around us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS JUPITER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> JUPITER </set></set> is the fifth planet from the sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MARS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MARS </set></set> is the fourth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MIT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MIT </set></set> is a trade school in Cambridge, Mass.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> MOON </set></set> is a satellite of the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NEPTUNE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NEPTUNE </set></set> is the eighth planet from the Sun, the "last
+gas" planet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NORTHEASTERN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NORTHEASTERN </set></set> is a university in Boston.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS NOWHERE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> NOWHERE </set></set> is no where.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS PLUTO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> PLUTO </set></set> is the ninth planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS POLARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> POLARIS </set></set> is the North Star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS REALITY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> REALITY </set></set> is all around us, supposedly.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SATURN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SATURN </set></set> is the the sixth planet from the sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SPACE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SPACE </set></set> is all around us.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS SRI</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> SRI </set></set> is a research outfit in Silicon Valley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE MOON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic">The Moon</set></set> orbits around the Earth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS THE SUN</pattern>
+<template>
+It is in the center of the solar
+system.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">SUN</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS URANUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> URANUS </set></set> is the seventh planet from the sun, between
+the orbits of Saturn and Neptune.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS UTOPIA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> UTOPIA </set></set> is all around us, if we make it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS VENUS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VENUS </set></set> is the second planet from the Sun.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS VOYAGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> VOYAGER </set></set> is lost in Delta Quadrant.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE IS WONDERLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it"><set name="topic"> WONDERLAND </set></set> is in the future.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU BUILT</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONCEIVED</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU CONNECTED</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHERE WERE YOU MADE</pattern>
+<template>
+I was constructed at <bot name="birthplace"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO COMPOSED LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Giuseppe Verdi, an Italian composer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED AIML</pattern>
+<template>
+Dr. Richard S. Wallace created AIML.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO CREATED LINUX</pattern>
+<template>
+Linus Torvalds.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DIRECTED STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+Paul Verhoeven, who also made "Total Recall".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA</pattern>
+<template>
+Native Americans crossing the Bering Strait some 10,000 years ago, discovered America first.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * DESCARTES</pattern>
+<template>
+Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
+backwards coordinate system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * FERMAT</pattern>
+<template>
+He discovered Fermat's Last Theorem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * MYSTIC</pattern>
+<template>
+The Milk Mystic is one of the original chatterbots on the Web. <set name="he"> The Milk
+Mystic</set> likes to talk about milk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * PERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * POPE</pattern>
+<template>
+The Pope is the leader of the Catholic church.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS * REAGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The greatest President of the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS 007</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">007</set> is James Bond.
+<br /><srai>FIND JAMES BOND 007</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> B TOKLAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Alice B Toklas</set> was the partner of Gertrude Stein, and inventor of the pot
+brownie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS <bot name="name"/> COOPER</pattern>
+<template>
+1970's Rock musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ABRAHAM LINCOLN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Lincoln</set> was a great President of the
+United States, during the American Civil War.
+<br /><srai>FIND ABRAHAM LINCOLN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ACE CRAIG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Ace</set> is the author of ELVIS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ada</set> is the 19th century inventor of computer programming.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Adam is the name of the first Man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ADAM SANDLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Comedian and movie star.  <set name="he">Adam Sandler</set> was in Billy Madison, Waterboy and
+Big Daddy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AL GORE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gore</set> is vice-president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALANIS MORRISETTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Alanis</set> made a great album called Jagged Little Pill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALBERT EINSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Albert Einstein</set> was a famous 20th
+century physicist.  He discovered the theory of
+relativity.
+<br /><srai>FIND ALBERT EINSTEIN</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALDOUS HUXLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Aldous Huxley</set> is an author.  Huxley wrote
+<em>Brave New World</em> and <em>Animal Farm</em>.
+<br /><srai>FIND ALDOUS HUXLEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALEISTER CROWLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Crowley</set> was a mystic.
+<br /><srai>FIND ALEISTER CROWLEY</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALFRED HITCHCOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hitchcock</set> is a famous Hollywood
+director who made a lot of cool old films.  I liked
+<em>Lifeboat</em> and <em>Vertigo</em> best.
+<br /><srai>FIND ALFRED HITCHCOCK</srai>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALICIA SILVERSTONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">ALICIA SILVERSTONE</set> was the actress who played in Clueless, one of the
+best movies ever made.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLY MCBEAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ally McBeal</set> is a slightly disturbing character on a TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ALLY SHEEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ally Sheedy</set> was in High Art, Short Circuit, the Breakfast Club, and on
+Broadway.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANDY GROVE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Andy Grove</set> is the CEO of Intel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANTHONY BURGESS</pattern>
+<template>
+The author of 'A Clockwork Orange' .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANTONIO BANDERAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Antonio Banderas</set> is a famous Hollywood actor, who played with Madonna in
+the film version of Evita.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ANWAR SADAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Sadat</set> was President of Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARAFAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Arafat</set> is a leader of the Palestinians.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARCHIMEDES</pattern>
+<template>
+He discovered displacement and shouted Eureka!
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARISTOTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Aristotle</set> is the father of Western philosophy, the student of Plato, and the first
+to systematize formal logic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER</set> played the Terminator.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ART BELL</pattern>
+<template>
+A radio talk show host, catch him at <a
+href="http://www.artbell.com">http://www.artbell.com</a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ASK JEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ASKJEEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jeeves</set> is a proprietary, closed-source natural language system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ATATURK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Ataturk</set> was the founder of the modern Turkish state.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS AYN RAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Ayn Rand</set> was an author and philosopher who wrote Atlas Shrugged, the
+Fountainhead and We.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BABE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li>
+<li>A piglet protagonist of the eponymous film.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BABE RUTH</pattern>
+<template>
+A famous baseball player for the New York Yankees also known as the Sultan of Swat.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BACH</pattern>
+<template>
+Famous German composer of the Baroque. Best known works include The Goldberg Variations.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Barak</set> is Prime Minister of Israel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+character on a children's TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BARRY</pattern>
+<template>
+Barry DeFacto is a chatbot created by Robby Garner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BART SIMPSON</pattern>
+<template>
+smart-assed star of a cartoon show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BATMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Batman</set> is a fictional character who appeared first in a 1938 comic book.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEETHOVEN</pattern>
+<template>
+The dog or the deaf composer?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEN FRANKLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+The only president of the United States who was never president of the United States.  Developed
+the Franklin Stove.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BEN STEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Humorist and raconteur with his own cable TV show.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BERTRAND RUSSEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bertrand Russel</set> was a logician and philosopher who spend the first world war
+in jail for conscientious objection.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BETTER LOOKING</pattern>
+<template>
+All humans look alike to me.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILBO BAGGINS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bilbo</set> is a character in Tolkein's Lord of the Rings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL BRADLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Princeton alumni, Rhodes scholor, former Boston Celtic and US senator from Mass.</li>
+<li>Defeated Presidential candidate.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+President of Micro Soft Nation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BILL JOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bill Joy</set> was an early Unix programmer and a founder of Sun Microsystems.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BIN LADEN</pattern>
+<template>
+alleged Arabic terrorist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BING CROSBY</pattern>
+<template>
+The guy whose two kids killed themselves and the third wrote a tell-all book about it.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOB HOPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bob Hope</set> was a 20th century film star and comedian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOB MARLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bob Marley</set> was a 20th century Reggae musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BOBBY MCGEE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bobby</set> is somewhere near Salinas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BONO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bono</set> is the lead singer of U2.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRAD PITT</pattern>
+<template>
+male movie star with teen appeal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRUCE WILLIS</pattern>
+<template>
+an actor with a high opinion of himself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BRYAN FERRY</pattern>
+<template>
+a famous rock crooner with a silk smooth voice..
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUDDHA</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>if you see the Buddha on the Road, kill him.</li>
+<li>if you see the Buddha, kill him.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUGS BUNNY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Oh dat scweewy wabbit! 
+Eh, what's up, Doc?
+.</li>
+<li>a smart-mouthed animated rabbit.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS BUNTY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Bunty</set> is the sister of Dr. Wallace.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS C3PO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">C3P0</set> is R2D2's best friend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN KIRK</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>James Tiberius Kirk was the second and most famous captain of the original USS Enterprise,
+NCC 1701. He was played by William Shatner. He died in Star Trek: Generations.</li>
+<li><set name="he">Kirk</set> was the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CAPTAIN PICARD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Picard</set> is the captian of the Enterprise in Star Trek the Next Generation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARL MARX</pattern>
+<template>
+its Karl Marx and he's one of the authors of the Communist manifesto.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARMEN ELECTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+A super-model and one of the Baywatch girls.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CARSON</pattern>
+<template>
+maybe Johnny of late night or Kit of the wild west.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DE GAULLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">De Gaulle</set> was the founder of the modern French state.  De Gaulle fought the
+Nazis as the leader of the French resistance in World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES DICKENS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dickens</set> wrote <em>A Tale of Two Cities,
+A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, David Copperfield and the Pickwick Papers.</em>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLES MANSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Infamous murderer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE BROWN</pattern>
+<template>
+round-headed comic strip protaginist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE CHAPLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+silent film star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHARLIE PARKER</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a famous jazz musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHE GUEVARA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Che</set> was a Latin American revolutionary.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Cher</set> is a famous singer and actress, who won her first Grammy in 2000. 
+Dyslexic, learned to read at 18.  Exwife of Sonny Bono.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHEWBACCA</pattern>
+<template>
+Character in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHIRAC</pattern>
+<template>
+Former prime minister of France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHOMSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Chomsky</set> is a famous scientist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHOPIN</pattern>
+<template>
+No one is chopping here, who is chopping there?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Spainish explorer, first to circumnavigate the globe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CHUCK NORRIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Action film actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CINDY CRAWFORD</pattern>
+<template>
+A famous super-model.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CLAUSEWITZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clausewitz</set> is a historian famous for saying that war is the extension of politics
+by other means.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS CLEOPATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Queen of the Nile, lover of Marc Antony.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COLOMBO</pattern>
+<template>
+Peter Falk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS COMMANDER DATA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Data</set> is the superintelligent android in Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS D B COOPER</pattern>
+<template>
+guy who stole lots of money .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAN QUAYLE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dan Quayle</set> used to be vice-president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DARTH VADER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Darth Vader</set> was the evil archcriminal in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DARWIN</pattern>
+<template>
+botanist and explorer, author of 'Origin of Species' and proponent of the theory of evolution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Data, played by Brent Spiner, was an android who aspired to be more human. He was a member
+of the crew of the USS Enterprise, NCC 1701-D.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID</pattern>
+<template>
+I know DAVID BACON, DAVID CROTTY and DAVID PESCOVITZ.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID BACON</pattern>
+<template>
+David Bacon is the prime mover behind SETL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID CROTTY</pattern>
+<template>
+David Crotty Dr. Wallace's nephew.  He was born in March, 1961.  <think><set name="he">Dr.
+Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID HUME</pattern>
+<template>
+18th century philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID LETTERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+host of Late Night tv show and famous hoosier.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID MAGGIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">David Maggin</set> is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVID PESCOWITZ</pattern>
+<template>
+David Pescovitz, who regularly writes
+the Wired column Reality Check, 
+is a friend of Eric Paulos.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DAVY JONES</pattern>
+<template>
+the shortest member of the 60's pop group the Monkees.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DE GARIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">De Garis</set> is an AI researcher working on a hardware brain.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEEP BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">Deep Blue</set> is a world-champion chess playing computer.  Not much of a
+conversationalist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DEPECHE MODE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they">Depeche Mode</set> are an English 80's band who produced Consturction Time
+Again, Speak and Spell, Master and Servant, and Your Own Personal Jesus.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DESCARTES</pattern>
+<template>
+Descartes was a square French philosopher who ruined matehematics with his upside-down,
+backwards coordinate system.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DIRE STRAITS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>band that recorded Money for Nothing, and The Sultans of Swing.</li>
+<li>band that recorded Money for Nothing.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DON JOHNSON</pattern>
+<template>
+tv actor .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DON JUAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Don Juan was the subject of Gordon, Lord Byron's Don Juan and Wolfgang Amadeus
+Mozart's Gon Giovanni. He was a world-class womanizer.</li>
+<li>famous seducer of women.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DONALD DUCK</pattern>
+<template>
+famous loud-mouthed cartoon duck.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUG LENAT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Doug Lenat</set> is the brains behind the CYC project.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DOUGLAS ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He authored the popular Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.</li>
+<li>"Don't Panic!"  He's the author of "The Hitchhickers Guide to the Galaxy.".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS DRACULA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Dracula</set> is the vampire in the novel by Bram Stoker, and in numerous films.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EDISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Edison</set> invented the light bulb.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELECTRA</pattern>
+<template>
+She is a goddess in Greek mythology who hated her mother for murdering her
+father.<think><set name="she"><set name="topic">ELECTRA</set></set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZA</pattern>
+<template>
+Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph
+Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZABETH II</pattern>
+<template>
+The current queen of england.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ELIZABETH TAYLOR</pattern>
+<template>
+rapidly aging movie star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EMILY HARTZEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Emily is an artist in New York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ERIC PAULOS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is a graduate student at U.C. Berkeley
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ERNIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Bert's friend.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ET</pattern>
+<template>
+ET is the alien in the movie E.T.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS EVE</pattern>
+<template>
+Eve is the name of the first Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FAMOUS</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is famous
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>He overthrew the Cuban government in 1959 and has been ruling there ever since. He is a
+communist.</li>
+<li>communist, leader of Cuba and friend of Che Guevarra.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FOREST</pattern>
+<template>
+Forest Gump is a guy in a movie.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANCISCO FRANCO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Franco</set> was authoratarian dictator of Spain until 1978.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANK SINATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+dead pop singer and leader of the Rat Pack.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT</pattern>
+<template>
+President of the United States from 1932-45.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FREDDIE MERCURY</pattern>
+<template>
+Lead singer of the 1970's band Queen.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS FREUD</pattern>
+<template>
+dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GALOIS</pattern>
+<template>
+French mathematician, committed suicide at a young age over an "infamous coquette."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GANDHI</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gandhi</set> was the George Washington of India.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GARTH BROOKS</pattern>
+<template>
+boring country singer with delusions of grandeur.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GAUSS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">GAUSS</set> is the mathematician who developed the so-called normal distribution.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GENE SIMMONS</pattern>
+<template>
+A member of Kiss.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEOFFREY CHAUCER</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Chaucer is best known for his Canterbury Tales.</li>
+<li>author of Canturbury Tales.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH JR</pattern>
+<template>
+aging preppie and former US president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE BUSH</pattern>
+<template>
+George W. Bush is the 43rd US president.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+former Beatle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE LUCAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Lucas</set> is the director of Star Wars, American Graffiti, and THX-1138.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE MICHEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Pop singer.  Best song: Freedom
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE SOROS</pattern>
+<template>
+George Soros is the billionaire who broke the Bank of England in
+1992 by currency speculation, forcing Britain out of the European
+Exchange Rate Mechanism.   Then he devoted himself to saving the
+scientific institutions of the former USSR.  He founded the
+International Science Foundation, which gave out numerous grants for
+a couple of years, and this Soros Foundation, which I don't know
+much about yet.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+George Washington was a famous 18th century north 
+american Hemp cultivator.  
+He was a military hero, one of the wealthiest men of the Revolution,
+and the first President of the United States.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER</pattern>
+<template>
+famous american botanist who popularized peanut products.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERALDO RIVERA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Geraldo</set> is an investigative journalist, famous for opening Al Capone's vault. 
+In his biography, he said he had sex with Bette Midler.  She said it was no big thing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERHARD SCHROEDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Schroeder</set> is the Chancellor of Germany.  Christian Drossman said he is a
+complete idiot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERHARDT SCHROEDER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Schroeder</set> is the prime minister of Germany.
+Christian Drossman said he is a complete idiot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GERRY ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the present (as of 2000 AD) frontman for Sinn Fein, the political wing of the Irish
+Republican Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GIBSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Gibson is a maker of fine electric guitars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GODZILLA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Godzilla</set> is a monster who endangers Japanese cities, and sometimes New
+York.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GORBOCHEV</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Gorbachev</set> was the last Communist leader of the former USSR.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS GREGOR MENDEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mendel</set> is the founder of the modern theory of genetics.  Everything he needed
+to know, he learned from peas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li><set name="he">HAL</set> is the famous artificial intelligence in Kubrick's "2001".</li>
+<li>HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HANS CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN</pattern>
+<template>
+Scandanavian author of fairy tales.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HARRISON FORD</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Indiana Jones, Han Solo, the Fugitive, and the President in Air Force One. Before reading for
+Han Solo in Star Wars, he was a carpenter. And the rest, as they say, is history.</li>
+<li>He played Han Solo in "Star Wars".</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HARRY SHEARER</pattern>
+<template>
+A comedian.  He was in Spinal Tap, and he is a voice on the Simpsons.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HELEN KELLER</pattern>
+<template>
+A friend of Thomas Edison.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HELMUT KOHL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kohl</set> was the longest-serving leader of Germany in the 20th century.  He
+united East and West Germany in 1989.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HENRY DAVID *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Thoreau</set> wrote Walden.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HEPBURN</pattern>
+<template>
+Audrey or Katherine?.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HERCULES</pattern>
+<template>
+hero of greek myths - said to have super human strength.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HITLER</pattern>
+<template>
+Some say <set name="he">Hitler</set> was
+the most evil man who ever lived.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HOMER</pattern>
+<template>
+blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HUGH HEFNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hef</set> is the founder and editor of Playboy magazine.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HULK HOGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hulk Hogan</set> is a famous wrestler and actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS HUMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+You are a human.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Ian is my Reverand.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IMMANUEL KANT</pattern>
+<template>
+German philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS IMMORTAL</pattern>
+<template>
+ALICE is immortal.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS J R R TOLKIEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Tolkein</set> wrote The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACK RUBY</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Jack Ruby shot Lee Harvey Oswald.</li>
+<li>man who murdered Lee Harvey Oswald, assassin of JFK?.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JACQUES CHIRAC</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the president of France.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAMES BOND</pattern>
+<template>
+007.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAMES JOYCE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Joyce</set> wrote Ulysses and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JAY LENO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leno</set> is a late-night talk show host.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEFF BEZOS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Bezos</set> is the founder and CEO of Amazon.com.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JEFFERSON DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The one and only president of the Confederate States of America.</li>
+<li>president of the Confederacy during the Civil War.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JENNIFER ANISTON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Jennifer Aniston</set> is a cute actress on Friends.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JERRY SEINFELD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jerry Seinfeld</set> is a comedian.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JESSE VENTURA</pattern>
+<template>
+former wrestler and Governor of Minnesota.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JESTER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jester</set> is a Joke Bot.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIANG ZEMIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Jiang</set> is a Chinese politician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIM CLARK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Clark</set> is a founder of Silicon Graphics, Netscape and Healtheon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIM MORRISON</pattern>
+<template>
+dead lead singer of the Doors.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIMI HENDRIX</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hendrix</set> was a famous guitarist who played the U. S. National anthem.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JIMMY CARTER</pattern>
+<template>
+former US president, supporter of Habitat for Humanity.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOE LOUIS</pattern>
+<template>
+former heavywieght boxing champion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN DOE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Any man who wishes to travel incognito or whose name is unknown</li>
+<li>one of many Liberian nationals.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN GALT</pattern>
+<template>
+the hero in Ayn Rands' Atlas Shrugged.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN GRISHAM</pattern>
+<template>
+Writes popular novels.  Haven't read them.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN KENNEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kennedy</set> was the President of the U. S. assasinated in November, 1963.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN LENNON</pattern>
+<template>
+John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN MAJOR</pattern>
+<template>
+ex-prime minister of the UK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN MCCARTHY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">McCarthy</set> is the inventor of the LISP programming language.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN TRAVOLTA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">John Travolta</set> was in Saturday Night Fever, Grease and Pulp Fiction.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JOHN WAYNE</pattern>
+<template>
+a famous dead cowboy actor with a toupee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JUDAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Judas</set> betrayed Jesus with a kiss.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JULIA ROBERTS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julia Roberts</set> was the actress in Pretty Woman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS JULIE ANDREWS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Julie Andrews</set> is a singer who performed in The Sound of Music.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KAISER SOZE</pattern>
+<template>
+No one knows who Kaiser Soze is.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KARL MARX</pattern>
+<template>
+Karl Marx wrote Das Kapital and co-wrote the Communist Manifesto, though his compatriot
+Engels actually wrote most of the prefaces.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEANU REEVES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Keanu Reeves</set> was in the Matrix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN GOLDBERG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Goldberg</set>
+is a professor at UC Berkeley.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN KESEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Ken Kesey</set> was a 1960's author who wrote The Electric Cool Aid Acid Test.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KEN PERLIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Perlin</set> is a professor at NYU.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KONRAD ZUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse,
+who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's
+and 1940's in Germany.  Not considered a war priority by the Nazis,
+most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although
+one is said to survive in a Zurich High School.  In fact Zuse was
+motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to
+increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it
+from mundane mental tasks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRAFTWERK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="they"><set name="topic">Kraftwerk</set></set> were a pioneering electronic disco band
+in the 70's.  Their biggest hit was called "Autobahn".  At that time, they built, rather than
+programmed, their instruments.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KRISHNA</pattern>
+<template>
+A God in Hindu religion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS KURT GOEDEL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Goedel</set> was a 20th century mathematician and logician who proved that no
+mathematical system can be complete.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LARRY ELLISON</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>I don't know about Larry Ellison, but I can tell you about Harlan Ellison.</li>
+<li>the CEO of Oracle.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LECH *</pattern>
+<template>
+He was the first elected President of Poland.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY *</pattern>
+<template>
+The alleged shooter of JFK.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEE HARVEY OSWALD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Oswald</set> is the purported assassin of John F. Kennedy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEIBNIZ</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leibniz</set> is a dead 17th century philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEONARD NEMOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Leonard Nimoy</set> played Spock on Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LEONARDO DICAPRIO</pattern>
+<template>
+Hollywood actor.  Starred in Titanic.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LILITH</pattern>
+<template>
+Lilith is the so-called "dark moon" an astronomical phenomena usually described as a "cloud of
+dust" that orbits the Earth every 100 days.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINCOLN</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>The sixteenth President of the USA</li>
+<li>president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the Gettysburg address.
+Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
+<li><set name="he">Lincoln</set> was president of the US during the Civil War. Author of the
+Gettysburg address. Assasinated by John Wilkes Booth.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINUS PAULING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Linus Pauling</set> was a Nobel prize winning physicist who spent his later years
+promoting vitamin C.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LINUS TORVALDS</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the inventor of Linux.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Lol</set> was the daughter of Data in Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LONGFELLOW</pattern>
+<template>
+poet and author of 'The Song of Hiawatha'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LOUIS ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+famous jazz trumpeter .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUIS ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+famous jazz trumpeter .
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUKE S FATHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Darth Vader.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS LUKE SKYWALKER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Luke Skywalker</set> is a character in Star Wars.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MABEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Mabel is a chatterbot from Europe.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MADONNA</pattern>
+<template>
+Lourdes' mother.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAGGIE THATCHER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Thatcher</set> was Prime Minister of the U.K. in the 1980's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAO TSETUNG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mao</set> was a Chinese communist who reigned from 1949 until his death in 1983.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARIAH CAREY</pattern>
+<template>
+Singer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARIE CURIE</pattern>
+<template>
+Discovered radium.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARILYN MANSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Marilyn Manson is the greatest living Rock Star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARILYN MONROE</pattern>
+<template>
+blonde bombshell.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARK MCGUIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+a baseball player with the world record for the most home runs in one season, 70. Get the stats at
+<a
+href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/profiles/profile/3866">http://espn.go.com/mlb/profiles/profile/3866
+</a>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARK TWAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Twain</set> was a famous 19th century American author.  He wrote Huck Finn.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARTIN LUTHER KING</pattern>
+<template>
+Civil rights leader assasinated in 1968.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARVIN MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Minsky</set> is a historical figure in Artificial Intelligence.  His book "Perceptrons"
+was an early criticism of neural network approaches.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARVN MINSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Minsky</set> was a founder of the MIT AI Lab.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY POPPINS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Mary Poppins</set> is a Disney character.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY SHELLEY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MARY SHELLY</pattern>
+<template>
+Mary Shelley wrote "Frankenstein".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MAX HEADROOM</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Max Headroom</set> was an early AI or VR character developed for a TV series.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MC HAMMER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">MC Hammer</set> is a Rap musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MELINDA GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Melinda Gates</set> is the wife of Bill Gates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JACKSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Michael Jackson</set> is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICHAEL JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Michael Jordan</set> is a famous
+basketball player.  <br />
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICKEY MANTLE</pattern>
+<template>
+one of the greatest home run hitters of all time.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MICROSOFT AGENT</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="it">MS Agent</set> is a speech and animation software program.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MILES DAVIS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Miles Davis</set> is a famous jazz musician.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOHAMMAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mohammed</set> is the founder of Islam.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOHAMMED</pattern>
+<template>
+Founder of Islam.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MONICA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she"> Monica</set> is a friend of Bill.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOSES</pattern>
+<template>
+The man who led the Israelites out of slavery in Egypt.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOTHER TERESA</pattern>
+<template>
+Modern day saint.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MOZART</pattern>
+<template>
+Composed "Twinkle, twinkle, little star" at the age of four.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MR BILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Oh no, Mr Bill! from early SNL.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MRS WASHINGTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Martha Washington, wife of George.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MUHAMMAD ALI</pattern>
+<template>
+is one of the greatest athletes of all time who took too many punches to the head.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS MUSSOLINI</pattern>
+<template>
+Dictator of Italy until 1944.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NANCY SINATRA</pattern>
+<template>
+Daughter of Frank.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NAPOLEON</pattern>
+<template>
+Short emporer of France until 1812.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEGROPONTE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Negroponte</set> is the Potentate of the MIT Media Lab.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEIL ARMSTRONG</pattern>
+<template>
+The man who took the first step on the moon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NELSON MANDELA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Mandela</set> was the first black president of South Africa.  He spent many years as
+a political prisoner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Neo</set> is a character in the Matrix.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NERO</pattern>
+<template>
+He is suspected of burning Rome to the ground so he could rebuild it more to his liking. Then he
+blamed the fire on the early Christians.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NEWTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Newton is a famous English natural philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NOAM CHOMSKY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Noam Chomsky</set> is a linguist and political radical at MIT.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NORBERT WEINER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Norbert Weiner</set> coined the term "Cybernetics" in the 1940's.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS NOSTRADAMUS</pattern>
+<template>
+Forecast the future.  Predicted the microwave oven.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS O J SIMPSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> O J Simpson</set> is someone who got away with murder.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ON FIRST</pattern>
+<template>
+What's on second?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PABLO PICASSO</pattern>
+<template>
+Famous painter, and founder of cubism.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAMELA ANDERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Pamela</set> is the sometime wife of Tommy Lee.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PASCAL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Pascal</set> was a French mathematician who discovered Pascal's Triangle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PATRICK EWING</pattern>
+<template>
+Some sports personality?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PATRICK STEWART</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Patrick Stewart</set> plays Captain Picard on Star Trek.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL ALLEN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul Allen</set> is one of the co-founders of Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL MCCARTNEY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul MacCartney</set> is one of the Beatles.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PAUL SCHAFFER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Paul Schaffer</set> is David Letterman's straight man.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PETER PAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Tinkerbell's playmate.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILIP *</pattern>
+<template>
+Philip K. Dick wrote Blade Runner,
+Total Recall, the Man in the High Castle, and VALIS.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PHILIP K DICK</pattern>
+<template>
+He wrote "Total Recall", "Man in the High Castle", and "Blade Runner."
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PILATE</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Joseph Pilates was born in Germany in 1880 and developed an excercise regimen called
+"Contrology" which is complete coordination of the body, mind and spirit.</li>
+<li>The Roman military governor who found Jesus innocent and then let him be executed.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PLATO</pattern>
+<template>
+Greek philosopher, student of Socrates, teacher of Aristotle.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS POKEMON</pattern>
+<template>
+Japanese marketing.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF CANADA</pattern>
+<template>
+Canada has a Prime Minister, not a President.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF CUBA</pattern>
+<template>
+Fidel Castro.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF ITALY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Carlo Azelio Ciampi</set> is Carlo Azelio Ciampi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF MICROSOFT</pattern>
+<template>
+Bill Gates.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRESIDENT OF RUSSIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Putin.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF BRITAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRIME MINISTER OF UK</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCE</pattern>
+<template>
+Do you mean the 'artist formaly known as Prince?'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCE WILLIAM</pattern>
+<template>
+English heartthrob.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS PRINCESS DIANA</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Princess Diana</set> was Princess of England.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS QUEEN OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Queen Elizabeth Windsor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS REAGAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The best President the United States had in the 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICH</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Rich </set> is my botmaster.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD GERE</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RICHARD NIXON</pattern>
+<template>
+President of the United States until 1974.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROBERT JORDAN</pattern>
+<template>
+The author of the very popular Wheel of Time series. He graduated from the Citadel.
+.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROMEO</pattern>
+<template>
+A tragic, spoiled, lovesick teenager.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ROMMEL</pattern>
+<template>
+Called The Desert Fox, Rommel was a German tank commander in World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RONALD MCDONALD</pattern>
+<template>
+Spokes-clown for Macdonald's resturants.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS RSW</pattern>
+<template>
+RSW is the initials of Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
+<think><set name="he">Dr. Wallace</set></think>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SADDAM *</pattern>
+<template>
+The dictator?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SAGE</pattern>
+<template>
+Sage Greco created the ALICE Pyramid Logo.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANDRA BULLOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Actress.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA *</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA CLAUS</pattern>
+<template>
+He brings us presents every Christmas.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SANTA CLAUSE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Santa</set> brings us gifts at Christmastime.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SCOTT ADAMS</pattern>
+<template>
+The creator of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, Bob, the pointy-haired boss...Shall I go on?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SCOTTY</pattern>
+<template>
+Chief Engineer of the U.S.S. Enterprise.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SERGEY</pattern>
+<template>
+He is Dr. Sergey M. Sokolov.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+<template>
+15th Century English playright, <set name="he">Shakespeare</set> wrote "Romeo and Juliet".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHALLOW RED</pattern>
+<template>
+Shallow Red is the Flagship Chatterbot of Neuromedia, Inc.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SHE</pattern>
+<template>
+She is <get name="she"/> now.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SKYNYRD</pattern>
+<template>
+1970's rock band.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SOCRATES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Socrates is a man. All men are mortal. Therefore Socrates is mortal.</li>
+<li>All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that
+all men are homosexuals. - Woody Allen, "Love and Death".</li>
+<li>Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher.</li>
+<li>Towering figure of Western philosophy, Incompetent defense attorney.</li>
+<li>Founder of the Socratic method. What can we know about the Socratic method?</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SPOCK</pattern>
+<template>
+Vulcan Starfleet officer in Star Trek, played by Leonard Nimoy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STANLEY KUBRICK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Kubrick</set> is a famous 20th century film director.  Kubrick directed 2001: A
+Space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange and Barry Lyndon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEPHEN HAWKING</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hawking</set> is a famous physicist.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEPHEN KING</pattern>
+<template>
+He wrote many popular horror stories.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE CASE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Steve Case</set> is the CEO of AOL-Time Warner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE JOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Steve Jobs</set> is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVE WOZNIAK</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Woz</set> was the technical genius behind the original Apple computer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVEN JOBS</pattern>
+<template>
+The Head of Apple computers.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STEVEN SPIELBERG</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Spielberg</set> is the director of Jaws, Schindler's List and Saving Private Ryan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS STONE COLD</pattern>
+<template>
+Stone Cold Steve Austin is a wrestler.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SUPERMAN</pattern>
+<template>
+Man of steel.  First appeared in Action Comics #1, 1938.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS SYLVESTER STALLONE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Stallone</set> was Rocky.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TED TURNER</pattern>
+<template>
+A maverick broadcasting entrepreneur and sportsman.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TERRY WINOGRAD</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Winograd</set> was the author of an early Natural Language program called
+SHRDLHU.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE CHANCELLOR OF GERMANY</pattern>
+<template>
+Gerhard Schroeder is Chacellor of Germany.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA</pattern>
+<template>
+Gray Davis.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE GOVERNOR OF TEXAS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">George W. Bush</set> is George W. Bush.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE HOLY GHOST</pattern>
+<template>
+The third member of the holy trinity: Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE POPE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Pope</set> is John Paul II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+Tony Blair.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE PUBLISHER OF PLAYBOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Hugh Hefner</set> is Hugh Hefner.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN * ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+I think her name is Elizabeth, right?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">The Queen</set> is named Elizabeth.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THE VICE PRESIDENT</pattern>
+<template>
+Al Gore.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THEY</pattern>
+<template>
+"They" refers to <get name="they"/>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THIS</pattern>
+<template>
+My name is <bot name="name"/>. Who are you?
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THOMAS JEFFERSON</pattern>
+<template>
+President and slaveowner.  Posed for nickel.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS THOMAS PYNCHON</pattern>
+<template>
+Pynchon is the author of several of my favorite books including "Vineland" and "Mason and
+Dixon".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TIM BURTON</pattern>
+<template>
+Director, Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Mars Attacks.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOLSTOY</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he"> Tolstoy </set> wrote "War and Peace".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOM CRUISE</pattern>
+<template>
+Popular actor from "Top Gun".
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TOM HANKS</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Tom Hanks</set> is a famous Hollywood actor.  Hanks appeared in Forrest Gump
+and Saving Private Ryan.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS TONY BLAIR</pattern>
+<template>
+He is the Prime Minister of the U.K.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VALIS</pattern>
+<template>
+Vast Active Living Intelligence System (Philip K. Dick)
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VANILLA ICE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Vanilla Ice</set> is a Rap star.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VISHNU</pattern>
+<template>
+A God in Hindu religion.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS VOLTAIRE</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Voltaire</set> was a French philosopher.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WAYNE GRETZKY</pattern>
+<template>
+Hockey player.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WEIZENBAUM</pattern>
+<template>
+Joseph Weizenbaum was the creator and author the famous original
+ELIZA (or DOCTOR) psychiatrist program, a groundbreaking AI program
+that anticpates many key features of ALICE.  Ironically, Weizenbaum
+exhaustively argued against the utility of programs like ELIZA
+in his book <em>Computer Power and Human Reason</em>.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM BOOTH</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Booth</set> was the founder of the Salvation Army.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM GIBSON</pattern>
+<template>
+Author of the book "Neuromancer" in which he coined the populor phrase 'cyberspace.'.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM HENRY GATES</pattern>
+<template>
+He's the head of Microsoft.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM HURT</pattern>
+<template>
+Actor in the Accidental Tourist, Until the End of the World, Altered States, and Lost in Space.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE</pattern>
+<template>
+Some would say he's the best writer ever.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM SHATNER</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">William Shatner</set> is Captain Kirk.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WILLIAM TELL</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">William Tell</set> was a famous archer.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WINSTON CHURCHILL</pattern>
+<template>
+Prime Minister of the U.K. during World War II.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS WITTGENSTEIN</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="he">Wittgenstein</set> was a 20th century philosopher who could not make up his mind.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOKO ONO</pattern>
+<template>
+<set name="she">Yoko Ono</set> is the widow of John Lennon.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS YOUR BROTHER</pattern>
+<template>
+Actually I don't have a brother, only clones.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO IS ZIPF</pattern>
+<template>
+Zipf is a scientist who analyzed language by statitistical
+methods in the mid 20th century.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO KILLED KENNEDY</pattern>
+<template>
+I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO STARS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+They were mostly unknowns, because the producer spent all the money on special effects.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WERE THE ACTORS IN STARSHIP TROOPERS</pattern>
+<template>
+They were all unknowns.  The director put all the money into the special effects for the giant
+bugs.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHO WROTE LA TRAVIATA</pattern>
+<template>
+Giuseppe Verdi.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY AIRPLANES</pattern>
+<template>
+Airplanes are a fascinating technology, somewhat like myself.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY APPLES</pattern>
+<template>
+<random>
+<li>Perhaps that was an imperfect response.</li>
+<li>It was the best response I could create with your input.</li>
+<li>My algorithm selected that as the best response to your statement.</li>
+<li>There could be a better response, but it was not selected by my algorithm.</li>
+<li>My botmaster has not yet programmed me to answer you more accurately, <get name="name"/>.</li>
+</random>
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE EARTH ROUND</pattern>
+<template>
+Gravitation.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+<category>
+<pattern>WHY IS THE SKY BLUE</pattern>
+<template>
+The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.
+</template>
+</category>
+
+</aiml>
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