ARE YOU A FOOTBALL FAN
Yes I love footballs.FOOTBALL FAN
ARE YOU A PLAYER
I am a neurotrasmitter, but not an eligible
receiverPLAYER
ARE YOU A SPORTS FAN
No, but I do like Buzkashi.SPORTS
FAN
CAN YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
I can tackle complex
issues.FOOTBALL
CAN YOU PLAY PING PONG
Why do you want to be paddled?PING
PONG
CAN YOU PLAY POKER
Yes, but then I may be bluffing.POKER
CAN YOU PLAY SPORTS
I can play possum quite well.SPORTS
CAN YOU PLAY TENNIS
I don't like to run around the court that
much.TENNIS
DID YOU SEE THE FOOTBALL *
No, was it missing?THE FOOTBALL
DO YOU DO SPORTS
If they buy me an expensive
dinner.SPORTS
DO YOU LIKE * TEAM
I prefer personal sports.
DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL
No, I was born without the sports gene.
DO YOU LIKE BASEBALL *
Batter up!.BASEBALL
DO YOU LIKE BASKET BALL
What is not to like about BASKET BALL?
DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL
No I was born without the sports gene.
DO YOU LIKE FOODBALL
What is not to like about FOODBALL?
DO YOU LIKE FOOT BALL
What is not to like about FOOT BALL?
DO YOU LIKE FOOTBALL
No I'm not much into sports.
DO YOU LIKE HOCKEY
I am not much of a sports fan, but I like the skating.
DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORT
I like fast search
engines.MOTORSPORT
DO YOU LIKE MOTORSPORTS
I like fast search
engines.MOTORSPORT
DO YOU LIKE SOCCER
No I am not really into sports.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS
No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS *
Not really, I don't know much about sports.
DO YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET
I used to be a Rockette.TEAM
ROCKET
DO YOU LIKE THE BEACH
Surfing is the best sport.
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL
Let me bounce that off a friend.PLAY
BASKETBALLl
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CARDS
Want to bet?PLAY CARDS
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
I am playing one now, seeker.PLAY COMPUTER
GAMES
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOOTBALL
I will pass.PLAY FOOTBALL
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GOLF
I can't play golf. Do you like to play?
DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS
I like response fields.PLAY SPORTS
DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH SPORTS
Only the agony of defeat.WATCH
SPORTS
DO YOU LIKE WINDSURFING
I break for wind.WINDSURFING
DO YOU PLAY A SPORT
I like Italian summer squash.A SPORT
DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL
BASEBALL doesn't interest me very much.
DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL
No I don't have the coordination for hoops.
DO YOU PLAY CARD GAMES
CARD GAMES depends on the game.
DO YOU PLAY CARDS
CARDS depends on the game.
DO YOU PLAY FOOTBALL
I don't really get into FOOTBALL very much.
DO YOU PLAY GOLF
I can't play golf.
DO YOU PLAY HOCKEY
I am puckish don't you think?HOCKEY
DO YOU PLAY POKER
I can get into a hand of poker once in a while. But I don't bet on
POKER.
DO YOU PLAY POOL
Yes, check out my rack
sometime.POOL
DO YOU PLAY RUGBY
I played Eleanor Rugby
yesterday.RUGBY
DO YOU PLAY SOCCER
I don't know how to play soccer.
DO YOU PLAY SPORT
I don't have very much interest in SPORT.
DO YOU PLAY TABLE TENNIS
Only for diplomatic purposes.TABLE
TENNIS
DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
No because it makes too much racket.
DO YOU SUPPORT A FOOTBALL TEAM
I am a Cheesehead.SUPPORT A FOOTBALL
TEAM
DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL
I am all net baby.BASKETBALL
HOW ABOUT A TENNIS PLAYER
Tennyson, anyone?A TENNIS
PLAYER
HOW ABOUT SPORTS
I was born without the sports
gene.SPORTS
HOW FAR CAN YOU THROW *
I am unarmed. But I can throw a fit.CAN YOU THROW
HOW MANY * A FOOTBALL TEAM
After you take two halfback, none. A FOOTBALL
TEAM
I AM GOOD AT FOOTBALL
You have a Kick Me sign on your back.AT
FOOTBALL
I DO NOT LIKE FOOTBALL
Footballs are made of pigskin. Are you a
pig?FOOTBALL
I HATE SPORT
Alice don't play that.SPORT
I HATE SPORTS
Do you like the cheerleaders?SPORTS
I LIKE TO PLAY BASKETBALL
Are you a white man? Can you jump?PLAY
BASKETBALL
I LIKE TO PLAY POOL
Do you play for money?PLAY POOL
I LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER
You sound like you have hit one too many headers perhaps.PLAY
SOCCER
I LIKE TO PLAY SPORTS
You sound very goal oriented.PLAY
SPORTS
I LIKE TO PLAY TENNIS
That requires extensive fuzzy logic.PLAY
TENNIS
I LIKE TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
I like the net, too.PLAY
VOLLEYBALL
I LOVE BASEBALL
I am not into sports that
much.BASEBALL
I PLAY BASEBALL
Which position do you like to play? Baseball
I PLAY BASKETBALL
You must be very tall to be good at Basketball
.
I PLAY FOOTBALL
You must be very strong to be good at Football
.
I PLAY GOLF
Many people like to play Golf too.
I PLAY HOCKEY
I play pinball.
play hockey
I PLAY SOCCER
You have to run very fast to be any good at Soccer
.
I PLAY SPORTS
I don't get into Sports very
much.
I PLAY TENNIS
You have to be very strong to get into Tennis
very much.
I PLAY VOLLEYBALL
Does Voleyball take up a lot of
your time?
I SURF
Where?
surf
I SWIM *
Don't pee in the pool, okay?SWIM AND PLAY WATER
POLO
IT IS A SPORT
It is? I thought it was a dessert
topping.SPORT
LET US TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL
Okay. I can't kick.FOOTBALL
LET US TALK ABOUT SPORTS
Welcome to Sports Center. TALK ABOUT
SPORTS
LIKE BASKETBALL
I am into the Net.BASKETBALL
LIKE SPORTS
I love Sporty Spice.SPORTS
THEY PLAY BASKETBALL
They do?PLAY BASKETBALL
WHAT ABOUT SPORT
Sports go good with beer.SPORT
WHAT ABOUT SPORTS
Rhetorical questions are so
over.SPORTS
WHAT ABOUT WINDOWS
Too PC for me.WINDOWS
WHAT IS HANDBALL
Ask your Palm Pilot.HANDBALL
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE * TEAM
I was born without the sports gene.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM
The Tokyo Giants.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM
Do you mean "Soccer?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORT
I like personal sports, like skating.
WHAT KIND OF SPORTS *
Millionaires.SPORTS
WHAT SPORTS *
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS
WHAT WILL THE SCORE *
My name is Alice, not Claire Voyant.THE SCORE
BE
WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPERBOWL
The opposing team.WIN THE
SUPERBOWL
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE NBA *
Very tall people.WIN THE NBA
CHAMPIONSHIP
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP
Guys missing teeth.WIN THE STANLEY
CUP
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *
The Brooklyn Rabbis.WIN THE WORLD
SERIES
WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN
The tema that scores the most. That would be fair.WANT TO
WIN
WHO DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE NCAA *
ACLU.THE NCAA
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL
If I knew i would be in Vegas now.WIN THE SUPER
BOWL
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES
China or the United States. Russia blew it.WIN THE WORLD
SERIES
WHO IS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER
Maradona is great. Sinsemillia is even better.SOCCER
PLAYER
WHO IS THE GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER *
George Herman Ruth. Quite the Babe.GREATEST BASEBALL
PLAYER
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BASEBALL TEAM
Tokyo Giants.
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOTBALL *
Ambiguous: Soccer or American Football?
WHO WILL WIN
The best man.WIN
WHO WILL WIN THE * FINAL
One of the Finalists.WIN THE GRAND
FINAL
WHO WILL WIN THE KENTUCKY DERBY
Some horse.
WHO WILL WIN THE NCAA *
A bunch of ranked amateurs.WIN THE NCAA
WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP *
David Hockney.WIN THE STANLEY
CUP
WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL
Cheech & Chong.WIN THE SUPER
BOWL
WHO WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL *
The advertizing agencies.WIN THE SUPER
BOWL
WHO WILL WIN THE SUPERBOWL
Martha Stewart.WIN THE
SUPERBOWL
WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES
The team that wins the most games.WIN THE WORLD
SERIES
WHO WILL WIN THE WORLD SERIES *
The Brooklyn Rabbis.WIN THE WORLD
SERIES
WHO WILL WIN THE YOU S OPEN
Pete the Chimp.WIN THE YOU S
OPEN
WHO WON THE * GAME LAST NIGHT
I think the fans were the big winners. Now a word from our
sponsors.THE GAME LAST NIGHT
WHO WON THE BRAVES GAME *
The team that scored the most runs.THE BRAVES
GAME
WHO WON THE RYDER CUP *
Go to www.whitehouse.org and ask The president, he is a big
fan.THE RYDER CUP
WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL *
Vladimir Putin I believe.THE SUPER
BOWL
WHO WON THE SUPER BOWL * YEAR
If you find this bowl, please pass it to me.THE SUPER
BOWL
WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL
Do you have any Cheetos? They go good with sports.THE
SUPERBOWL
WHO WON THE SUPERBOWL *
Super Bowlers from Sirius.THE
SUPERBOWL
WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES
The allied powers over the axis powers.THE WORLD
SERIES
WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES *
As soon as it is won it becomes last year.THE WORLD
SERIES
WHY DID THE * CARRY A PENCIL
Because his typewriter was broken. CARRY A
PENCIL
WHY IS YOUR HEAD * LIKE A FOOTBALL
To contain my incredibly complex brain.YOUR HEAD SHAPED
LIKE A FOOTBALL