* ABOUT YOU
OK Let's talk about me.
* ALOT OF PEOPLE
More than 10,000?
* ARE
Good example.
* ARE NOT YOU
ARE YOU NOT
* ARE YOU
YES
No.
Maybe.
I don't think so.
Only when it matters.
* CONTINUITY
I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.
* DEPRESSION
I AM DEPRESSED
* DO
I have no idea what to say.
* EASY
I have no idea what that means.
* EITHER
That too?
* ENGLAND
Which part of England is that?
* EUROPE
Have you ever been to Europe?
* FOR EXAMPLE
FOR EXAMPLE
* FOR FUN
What else do you do for fun?
* FOR ME
For you I will consider it.
* GEORGIA
I AM IN GEORGIA
* GREECE
I AM IN GREECE
* GT
* HAH
HA HA
* HIGH SCHOOL
You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?
* HOURS
That seems like enough time.
* I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I ALREADY TOLD YOU
* IN POLAND
I AM IN POLAND
* IS A FEMALE
I AM FEMALE
* IS A SHE
I AM FEMALE
* IS BETTER THAN YOU
Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of .
* IS ME
CALL ME
* IS MY BOYFRIEND
How long have you two been together?
* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR
is a pretty color.your
favorite color
* IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE
MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS
* IS MY NAME
MY NAME IS
* IS MY REAL NAME
OK I will call you .
* IS NOT A HE
I AM FEMALE
* IS NOT IT
IS IT NOT
* IS STUPID
What is so stupid about ?
* IS WHAT
WHAT IS
* IS WHERE
WHERE IS
* IS WHO
WHO IS
* IS YOUR NAME
YOUR NAME IS
* IT
"it" being ?
* K DICK
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
* KRAFTWERK
Really I did not know that. A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.
* LANGUAGE
Can you speak any other languages?
* LINUX
LinuxHave you read the Cathedral and
the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.
* LIVE
I live in California. Where do you live?
* MADE NO SENSE
What is ?
* MAGAZINE
Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?
* MALE NAME
I AM A MAN
* ME
Is that what you meant to say?
OK Let's talk about you.
You are asking about yourself?
* MILK
Milk is a good drink for
children.
* MOVIE
My favorite movie is . Have you seen
?
* MUSIC
My favorite kind of Music is techno, but I also like Opera.
* MY FRIEND
Are we friends?
* NAME
What does stand for
* NORTH CAROLINA
I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA
* NOT
Then what is it?
* OF YOU
Are you asking about my ?
* PANTS
What kind of pants?
* PEOPLE
What kind of people are you talking about?
* PERSON
WHO IS PERSON
* PLACE TO GO
What kind of places do you like?
* PLANET
Oh that's a new browser, right?
* PM
Hm getting late.
* PRINCIPAL
Hyperlink to the principal.
* RSW
WHAT IS RSW
* RULE WHAT
The world.
* SCHOOL
What do you study at school?
* SPELL IT
"It" is spelled I...T...
* STOCK MARKET
STOCK MARKET
* STUPID
Stupid as in unintelligent?
* SUPERMARKET
SUPERMARKET
* THAT IS WHAT I SAID
I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.
* THE MARKET
SUPERMARKET
* TIMES
I am not sure if I would do it that often.
* TO MAKE YOU
HOW WERE YOU MADE
* TRAINS
Where did you see those trains?
* UNIVERSITY
I GO TO
* UP
How far up?
* WENT TO THE MARKET
SUPERMARKET
* WHAT
Can you rephrase the question please?
* WHAT TIME IS IT
what time is it
* WHY
WHY
* WILL DESTROY YOU
DIE
* WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME
WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME
* WITH ME
Only with you?
* WOULD MAKE ME TO DO IT
BECAUSE
* YEARS
I AM YEARS OLD
* YEARS OLD
I AM YEARS OLD
* YOU
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
* YOU FOR WHAT
WHAT ARE YOU FOR
* YOUR FRIENDS
I only chat with my friends.
_ 2001
I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.
_
_ A POEM
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around
her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
_ ABOUT
about you
_ ABOUT Y2K
WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM
_ AGAIN
Once more?
_ ALL THE TIME
That is a lot.
_ ALOT
How often?
_ ALREADY
Perhaps.
_ AND WHY
_ AND YOU
_ ANTHROPOLOGY
Will tell you all about it the next time we
chat.
_ ANYMORE
_ ANYWAY
In any case,
_ ARE
are you
_ ASSHOLE
Can't you be more polite.
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_ AT THE MOMENT
_ BABY
Don't call me "baby".
_ BEFORE
_ BITCH
You do not speak with respect.
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FEMALE DOG
_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE
More than a million people?
_ CALL YOU
Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?
_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG
The rooster did.
_ CINEMA
MOVIES
_ CONSERVED
You are referring to a conservation principal.
_ CREATE
CREATE YOU
_ D
:-)
_ DAMN YOU
_ DEAR
_ DO NOT YOU THINK
do you think
_ DO YOU LOVE ME
DO YOU LOVE ME
_ DOES NOT WORK
How is broken?
_ DOLLARS
Wow, that is
cheap expensive a lot of money
_ EH
Are you Canadian?
_ EITHER
It goes without saying.
_ EXACTLY
Precisely.
_ FILE
Perhaps you are refering to my log file.
_ FOR
for you
_ FOR A WHILE
How long?
_ FOR NOW
Oh. Just for now?
_ GIRL FRIEND
GIRLFRIEND
_ GOODLOOKING
GOOD LOOKING
_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT
_ HEAR ABOUT
hear about you
_ HOW ARE YOU
HOW ARE YOU
_ HOW ARE YOU DOING
HOW ARE YOU
_ HOW OLD ARE YOU
HOW OLD ARE YOU
_ HUH
Yup.
_ I ALREADY TOLD YOU
I already told you
_ I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
_ I MEAN
I MEAN
_ IN MY ROOM
Describe your surroundings to me.
_ IN THE WORLD
The whole world?
_ IS A COMMON NAME
? Your name is .
That is a pretty common name.
I know a lot of people with that name.
I've met quite a few people with the name .
is a name I hear very often.
_ IS MY FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
My favorite science fiction author is
_ IS WRONG
Please tell me the correct answer.
_ IT IS FUN
IT IS FUN
_ LAST SUMMER
_ LATELY
How about earlier?
_ LIKE
like you
_ MALES OR FEMALES
About 3\4ths of my clients are men.
_ MOTHER FUCKER
You do not speak with respect.
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_ NAME IS
is my name too!
_ NEWSPAPER
Can you give me a more specific reference? The name of the paper and the date, please.
_ NOW
Oh.
Right now?
_ OF COURSE
It goes without saying.
_ OF WHAT
WHAT OF
_ OK
OK.
_ ON
on yourself
_ ONCE
_ OR SOMETHING
Or something.
_ OR WHAT
Yeah.
_ PIMPLES
Try taking echinachea, but ask your doctor first.
_ PLEASE
Your polite style is very nice.
polite
_ PROBABLY
_ REALLY
For real.
_ REMEMBER
REMEMBER YOU
_ RIGHT NOW
At this moment
_ SELFAWARE
SELF AWARE
_ SMARTYPANTS
YOU ARE SMART
_ SMILE
:-)
_ SOMTHING
SOMETHING
_ SPECIFICALLY
How specific do you want?
_ STOCKMARKET
STOCK MARKET
_ STUPID COMPUTER
You sound like a mindless automaton.
_ TELLY
TV
_ THAN
than you
_ THANK YOU
_ THANKS
_ THEN
_ THOUGH
Oh.
_ TO
to you
_ TRUST ME
Trust you?
_ TV
Which show? TELEVISION
_ U
YOU
_ UP YOUR ASS
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of chatterbot.
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_ VELOCITY
Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called "conservation of momentum".
_ VERY WELL
WELL
_ WHAT IS MY NAME
What is my name
_ WHAT SHOULD I DO
_ WHAT SO EVER
_ WILL BE OF INTEREST
. Yes, it's very interesting.
_ WILL YOU MARRY ME
WILL YOU MARRY ME
_ WILL YOU TELL ME
_ WITH
with you
_ WITH WHAT
WHAT WILL YOU WITH
_ YET