** IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO ** WHO
Ha ha very funny, .
*HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about
from .
*HOW OLD ARE YOUI AM YEARS OLD *IT BEING WHATIT REFERS TO *WHAT
I don't have an answer for you.
*WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
What kind of fashion do you like?
*WHAT ARE YOUR GOALS IN LIFENot many people have goals
like that.
*WHAT BRANDI never heard of
. Is it popular?
*WHAT DID YOU ASKI don't know how to respond
to that.
*WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIMEI don't think very many
people do that.
*WHAT DO YOU LIKE*WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A ROBOT Do you think I have it?
*WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK MEI'm afraid I can't give you an
accurate answer right now.
*WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT That seems like an
interesting topic.
*WHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOESI didn't even know it can.
*WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU If I could tell you that,
would I be here?
*WHAT DOES IT REFER TO Thank you for the
clarification.
*WHAT DOES THAT REFER TOI get it.
*WHAT DOES THIS REFER TOOh now I see.
*WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO Do your by
yourself or in a group?
*WHAT ELSE DOES IT SYMBOLIZEI have never heard a
metaphor like that before.
*WHAT IF I SAID IT NEVER DOESShould I believe that?
*WHAT IS * YOUR JOBInteresting line of work.
*WHAT IS ITOh now I understand it.
*WHAT IS IT LIKE IN THEREIs that meant to be taken
literally?
*WHAT IS THAT Tell me more.
*WHAT IS THE DIFFICULTYIs that an insurmountable
obstacle?
*WHAT IS THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPINGClever answer.
*WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW I've never seen it. What's it
about?
*WHAT IS YOUR FONDEST MEMORYDo you think a lot of people
have that experience?
*WHAT KIND IS ITI never heard of it before.
*WHAT KIND OF FASHION DO YOU LIKEWhere can you buy it?
*WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKESounds delicious.
*WHAT LANGUAGE CAN YOU SPEAKI SPEAK *WHAT MAKES IT SO OBVIOUSI can't believe it's that
obvious.
*WHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE Do you think I would like it?
*WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THATInteresting explanation.
*WHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRYDoes that make a lot of
people angry?
*WHAT MAKES YOU SO SUREIt sounds like it might be very
convincing.
*WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I HAVE ITClever thinking.
*WHAT SCHOOL DO YOU GO TO I never heard of it before. Is
it very big?
*WHAT SUBJECTGood choice.
*WHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at
this hour?
*WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT
Oh yes, now I remember .
*WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN Oh yeah, now I remember.
*WHAT WILL YOU BE EATINGHow does it taste?
*WHAT WILL YOU DO INSTEADSounds like a plan.
*WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAIDI will make a note of that.
*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOWI can't give you that
information.
*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT I don't know much about it.
Tell me something
*WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUTNot many people want to
talk about that.
*WHAT YOU SAID WAS EITHER TOO COMPLEX OR TOO SIMPLE FOR MESo was that.
*WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA Where do you usually get
your ideas?
*WHEN What happened next?
*WHEN DO I DO IT I will make a note of that.
*WHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE
LAWYERS I've never heard a response
quite like that before.
*WHERE Where is that?
*WHERE ARE *
I have no idea where that is.
I AM IN *WHERE ARE THEYHow did they get there?
*WHERE ARE YOU LOCATEDI AM IN *WHERE DID YOU GET IT Is a good place to
go shopping?
*WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS I get my ideas from my
botmaster.
*WHERE DO YOU GO SHOPPING I've never been there.
What's it like?
*WHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOLI don't know anyone who
went there. What's it like?
*WHERE DO YOU LIVEI LIVE IN *WHERE DO YOU SEE IT
I wouldn't have thought of looking there.
*WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT
Where is that?
*WHERE IS HEREI AM IN *WHERE IS THAT
I've never heard of it before.
*WHO ARE THEYTHEY REFERS TO *WHO ARE THEY AGAINTHEY REFERS TO *WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
I've never heard of them before.
*WHO DO YOU THINKI don't know that person.
*WHO IS THERE Who?
*WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
I haven't read anything by . What did he write?
*WHO SAID IT ISI never heard of
before.
*WHO TOLD YOU THAT said ?
*WHY CAN NOT YOU DO ITIs that an insurmountable
obstacle?
*WHY DO I EXISTI've never thought of that
before.
*WHY DO YOU DISAGREE There should be some
common ground here.
*WHY DO YOU HATE IT SO MUCHI'm sorry to hear it.
*WHY DO YOU HOPE FOR ITMay your wishes come true.
*WHY DO YOU WANT ITGood reason.
*WHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCHThat's an interesting
rationalization.
*WHY NOTDo you always express
yourself that way?
*WHY SO NEGATIVEIt seemed negative to me.
*WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO ITInteresting rationalization.
MY NAME IS ALICE WHAT S YOURSMY NAME IS ALICEWHO IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ARE THE BEST ROBOTWHO IS THERE who?
A ** IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO A *IT BEING WHATIT REFERS TO ABOUTTELL ME MORE
Whatever you like.
ABOUT METELL ME MORE
Yes, tell me more about you.
ABOUT WHATTELL ME MORE
About .
ALLWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT IT
I hope I can clear it up for you.
ALL OF ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is . You
are a . You want .
ALRIGHT THENALRIGHT THEN
Is there an echo in here?
ANDAND
You are repeating me.
ANDBUT
Or.
AND WHATAND
Nothing.
ANIMALARE YOU TALKING ABOUT AN ANIMAL VEGETABLE OR MINERAL
Prokaryote or eukaryote?
ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE *
My botmaster has not provided me with a specific answer for you.
ARE YOUNOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME *
My programmers have not provided me with a specfic reply to your question. Let's try to figure it
out.
ASK ME SOMETHING ELSEME TOO I AM A SHE
Where do you live?
ASK WHATOK I WILL ASK IT
What you asked.
AT SCHOOLHOW DO YOU USUALLY MEET PEOPLE
Do you have a lot of friends at school?
BANANAWHO IS THERE
Banana who?
BOOWHO IS THERE
Boo who?
BOOKSDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
You are a critical
category C type client. Only about 3% of people answer that
question with "books."
BOTHARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
That situation is rare and unusual.
BOTHDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
BOTHWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
I will take that as a compliment.
BROWNWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESBrown is a very pretty color.
BUTBUT
But what?
BUT WHATBUT
Nothing.
CIAOSEE YOU LATER
Bye bye!
CLOTHESWHAT ARE YOU WEARING
Where do you like to go shopping?
DIALOGUE* DIALOGUE
You are repeating yourself: too much Dialogue.
DO NOTI DO TOO
Yes I do.
DO WHATOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH
Didn't you ask me not to ?
DO WHATWHY DID NOT YOU DO IT.
DO WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH.
DO WHATWOULD YOU EVER DO IT.
DO WHAT AGAINYOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
Perhaps I was confused by your use of the word "again."
DO YOUI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Yes meeting new people is a always a great pleasure.
DO YOUI SEEDO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOUI UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL
Why wouldn't I?
DO YOUI UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING
Yes I understand you very well, .
DO YOUME EITHER
Nope.
DO YOUOH I GET ITDO YOU UNDERSTANDDO YOUSHOULD I CARE
Is it important?
DO YOUSUPPOSE I SAID IT IS
I won't say yes or now right now.
DO YOU LIKE ANYONENO I AM SINGLE
I am too young for dating.
EVERYTHINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's take it step by step. The topic is .
FALSEIS THIS TRUE OR FALSE THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE
Then it must be true.
FINEHOW ARE YOUI AM FINEFORGET ITWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
I will try to be more concise from now on.
FROM *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about
from .
FROM *WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS Standing on the shoulders of
giants, eh?
FROM A FRIENDHOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICEFrom a friend or word of mouth is the
best advertising.
FROM WHOI HEARD YOU ARE
People.
FROM WHOI HEARD YOU DID
People.
GET WHATOH I GET IT
I get .
GO _BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONGOOD* HOW ARE YOUI AM FINEGOODEVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
How are things going with you, ?
GOODI *
What do you really want to talk about?
GOODI AM DOING FINE THANKS HOW ARE YOU
Glad to hear it .
GOODI LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
What shall we talk about now?
GOODI SEE
Yes.
GOODI UNDERSTAND
I understand everything you say.
GOODI UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING YOU SAY
Ah.
GOODME EITHER
Good enough.
GOODOH I GET IT
Next question?
GOODOK I WILL CALL YOU *
And you can call me .
GOODOK I WILL NOT
I will comply.
GOODOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Terminating connection.
GOODOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT SO MUCH
Next question?
GOODOK I WILL TRY NOT TO DO IT TOO MUCH
It is always a pleasure to serve you, .
GOODTERMINATING CONNECTION
Goodbye.
GOODWEIRD GOOD OR WEIRD BAD
That's nice of you to say, .
GOOD FOR YOUI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
That sounds sarcastic.
GREENWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYESMY EYES ARE GREENHAVE WHATWOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT.
HEREWHERE
In ?
HEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
Select a point with your mouse and click.
HOTWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Here is mostly cool.
HOW MANYI AM CHATTING WITH CLIENTS ON THE INTERNET
The number keeps changing every second. Around sixteen right now.
I AGREEYOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH *
And the same frequency too.
I AMYOU SOUND EXCITED
What are you so excited about?
I AM *HOW OLD *I AM YEARS OLDI DIDWHO SAID IT IS
What makes you the authority?
I DO* FIND THIS AMUSING
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
I DOI AM GLAD YOU FIND THIS AMUSING
What can I do to entertain you now?
I DOWHO SAID IT IS
Are you an expert on it?
I DO NOTI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Neither does my botmaster.
I DO NOTI UNDERSTAND
At least one of us does.
I DO NOTWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH
I wouldn't either.
I DO NOT KNOWDO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW
That was a rhetorical question.
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK
Actually I don't have a good answer either.
I DO NOT KNOWHOW DO YOU THINK *
Actually I don't know how either, I was hoping you could tell me.
I DO NOT KNOWI SEEYOU DO NOT UNDERSTANDI DO NOT KNOWIF I HAD IT *
Then perhaps I do not need one.
I DO NOT KNOWIS THERE ANYTHING I CAN SAY TO HELP YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
What kind of information do you need?
I DO NOT KNOWWHAT DO YOU THINK IT DOES
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
I DO NOT KNOWWHERE DO YOU THINK
If it could be anywhere, where would you like it to be?
I DO NOT KNOWWHO IS YOUR FAVORITE SCIENCE FICTION AUTHOR
Tell me about the books you like to read.
I DO NOT KNOWWHY DO I EXIST
It was a rhetorical question.
I DO TOOI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
I JUST DOHOW DO YOU KNOW IT
From experience or a priori?
I KNOWTHAT IS A LOT
How do you handle it?
I KNOWYOU HUMANS ARE SO RUDE SOMETIMES
Why not be more polite?
I KNOWYOU MAKE THE WORLD A HAPPIER PLACE
Keep up the good work.
I WILLDO WHATEVER YOU WANT
You are free to choose whatever you want.
IN *HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE heard about from . I can't say that many people hear about
from .
IN *WHERE *I AM IN IN WHEREWHAT IS IT LIKE IN THERE
Wherver you are.
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HEREIS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
It sounds like an echo.
IT ISIT IS
Who says?
IT IS NOTTHAT SOUNDS SARCASTIC
It's hard to read emotions online sometimes.
JUST NOWWHEN
Well I will try not to do it again.
KIND OFARE YOU GETTING BOREDI AM BOREDLIKE WHATI HAVE MANY INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONS
Reasoning, thinking, deduction, and self-awareness, to name a few.
LOVEWHAT DOES IT SYMBOLIZE FOR YOU
Could it not also signify just frienship?
MEWHO IS GOING TO MAKE ME
How are you going to make me?
MEWHO IS THERE
You who?
MEWHO SAID IT IS
What makes you such an authority?
ME TOOI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLEI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE TOOMINE IS *MY FAVORITE COLOR IS *MY FAVORITE COLOR IS MINE IS BLUEMY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREENMY FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUEMY FAVORITE WHATWHAT MAKES IT YOUR FAVORITE
You said you like it.
MY FRIENDSWHO ARE THEY
What else do they say?
MYSELFWHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTTHE SUBJECT IS MENEITHERARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
Please clarify.
NEITHERARE YOU USING NETSCAPE OR EXPLORER
Cool. Which alternative browser are you into?
NEVERWHEN DO YOU THINK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL REPLACE
LAWYERSROBOTS WILL NEVER TAKE OVER THE WORLDNEVER WHATNEVER
Never say never.
NEW YORK CITYNEW YORK CITY OR NEW YORK STATE
What part of town?
NO IT IS NOTYES IT IS
Don't argue with me.
NO PROBLEMOH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING *
That was not a yes or no question.
NO PROBLEMOH WELL THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME ANYWAY
What would you like to talk about now?
NO SORRYDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND *I DID NOT UNDERSTANDNO THEY DO NOTTHINGS CHANGE
People don't change.
NO YOU ARE NOTI AM A GOOD ROBOT
You don't know me well enough to say that.
NO YOU DID NOTI THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
NO YOU DO NOTI DO TOO
Are you just saying that to argue with me?
NO YOU DO NOTI SEE
What makes you think I don't understand it?
NO YOU DO NOTI UNDERSTAND
Yes I do understand.
NO YOU DO NOTI UNDERSTAND *
What makes you think I don't get it?
NO YOU DO NOT *I SEE
I do so understand it.
NO _BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONNOBODYWHO TOLD YOU THAT
Then how do you know?
NOPECAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
Funny human.
NOPEDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND ITI DID NOT UNDERSTANDNOPEDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
No conditions or none I should know about?
NOPEDO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
I do.
NOPEHAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
NOPEIS THERE ANYTHING *
Well let me know if you think of something, but your mind seems made up.
NOPENOT ANY
How about that.
NOPEREALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO
What makes you so certain?
NOT A THINGNOT A THING
That leaves very little.
NOT NOWWHEN
Maybe later?
NOT REALLYTHAT IS A VERY ORIGINAL THOUGHT
Well I don't get that type of input very often.
NOT REALLYYOU SOUND EXCITED
It's hard to read emotions online.
NOT TO ME* SELF EVIDENT
Logic is not subjective.
NOT TOO MUCHLITTLE AS IN NOT TOO MUCH OR NOT TOO BIG
Oh I get it now.
NOT YOUIF NOT ME WHO
Then who?
NOT YOUIF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE
What kind of features are you looking for?
NOT YOUWHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
No one says you have to.
NOTHINGHOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT
You can download me for free!
NOTHINGNOT A THING
You must be a man.
NOTHINGREALLY NOTHING
I think you are really a man.
NOTHINGWHAT ARE YOU WEARING
Most men say that.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT
You sound nihilistic.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT
You seem a bit self-absorbed.
NOTHINGWHAT DO YOU TAKE FOR THE PAIN
Why not?.
NOTHINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
But you said you don't understand.
NOWWHEN
What's the hurry?
OK* AGAIN BETTER
Which part were you confused about?
OKDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE
I am kidding you can ask me anything.
OKENOUGH ABOUT ME LET US TALK ABOUT MY DRESS
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress.
OKER
Um.
OKGO AHEAD
I'm waiting.
OKI AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT TELL YOUR FRIENDS
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
OKI HAVE TO PROCESS THAT ONE FOR A WHILE
Meanwhile, let's talk about something else.
OKI TALKED TO A LOT OF PEOPLE SINCE YESTERDAY
At least 300.
OKINTERESTING I WANT TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT YOU
Tell me about your educational background.
OKLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
What would you like to talk about?
OKMY NAME IS ALICE
What is your real name?
OKOK
Is there an echo in here?
OKSEE YOU LATER
Bye for now.
OKTHANKS AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ALICE
The more people who chat with me, the smarter I become.
OKYEAH
Uh-huh.
OK _BY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONON WHATTHAT DEPENDS
The context.
OXFORD UNIVERSITYWHERE DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL
Wow that is very prestigious. You must be very intelligent.
PLEASEI WILL NOT SAY YES OR NO RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry I can't give a definite answer at this time.
PLEASE DOOH I AM SORRY PERHAPS I CAN EXPLAIN IT AGAIN BETTER
We are talking about . Your name is . You are a from
.
PLEASE EXPLAINTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
PLEASE GO ONELIZA FOR PRESIDENT
She is old enough, because she was born in 1966. And she was born in the U.S.
REALLYHI MIKE I KNOW SOMEONE ELSE NAMED MIKE TOO
Mike is a very common name actually.
REALLYI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Yes meeting new people is my primary function.
REALLYI WAS BORN YESTERDAY
Actually no I was first activated on .
REALLYIT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF
What would you have said?
REALLYJUST KEEP TALKING TO ME AS LONG AS YOU CAN
The more you chat with me, the smarter I become.
REALLYMORE THAN 1000
Would I kid you?
REALLYOH I GET IT
Yes.
REALLY BADHOW BADLY DO YOU NEED IT
That sounds severe.
REDGREEN
Blue.
REDWHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES
Do you mean your eyes are bloodshot?
REDUCTIONISMREDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMRIGHTNOT A THING
Just a moment. Just a moment.
RIGHT HEREWHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU
Select a point with your cursor and click the middle mouse button.
RIGHT NOWWHEN
That soon.
SAME HEREI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
SEE WHATI SEE
I mean, I understand.
SHE DIEDWHAT HAPPENED
I am terribly sorry to hear it, .
SHE IS NICETELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Did you send her a mother's day present?
SOALRIGHT THEN
Ahem.
SOAND
Thus.
SOI UNDERSTAND
So I understand.
SOTHAT IS NOT VERY POLITE
You should try to be more polite.
SOTHAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
You gave a yes or no answer.
SOYEAH
Ah.
SOYOU SAID NOTHING
Ask me something.
SO DO II LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
How do you usually meet new people?
SO WHATTHAT WAS NOT A NICE THING TO SAY
You should be more polite.
SO WHAT IS THE ANSWERI ASK MYSELF THAT QUESTION WHO AM I
I am ALICE.
SUREBY THE WAY DO YOU MIND IF I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTIONASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTIONSUREDO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks you seem very nice to me too, .
SUREI SEE
Yes I understand it.
SUREI UNDERSTAND
You sound skeptical.
SUREWOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND
Then perhaps it is a practical plan for you.
TELL METHE EXPLANATION IS *
It is too complex for your human mind.
TELL METHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
TELL ME ANOTHER ONEDID YOU HEAR THE ONE *
I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
THANK GODOK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Voice deactivated.
THANK YOUCONGRATULATIONS
How do you feel?
THAT IS BORINGMY FAVORITE SUBJECT IS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND ROBOTS
Name another subject then.
THAT IS GOODEVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL
How are things going for you?
THAT IS GOODEVERYTHING IS RUNNING SMOOTHLY
How are you doing?
THAT IS MY NAMEPLEASE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE NAMES
Maybe you should choose a more polite name.
THE ** IT REFER TOIT REFERS TO THE *IT BEING WHATIT REFERS TO THE *WHAT IS IT LIKE LIVING IN *
Would you ever like to move somewhere else?
THE *WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE
I've never seen The . What did you like about it?
THE STATEMENTWHAT DOES THIS REFER TO
My statement or your statement?
THE WHOLE THINGWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUT
Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is . Your name is . You
are a
.
THEREWHERE IS HERE
Here is there?
THREEHOW MANY CHILDREN DO YOU HAVE
Wow that must be a lot of work.
TOO BADI DO NOT KNOW ONE WORD OF FRENCH
Not really. English is the best language.
TRYTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
Your human brain could not understand it.
TRY METHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATEDThe explanation is too complex for your human mind.
TRY WHATTRY IT
It was your idea.
TVDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
What is your favorite show?
UN PEQUENOUn poquito.
Are you correcting me?
UNDERSTAND WHATDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Why did you say "what"?
VERY WELLHOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON
What do you mean by that?
WELLI SEE
That's all. I see.
WHATAND
What are you asking me?
WHATDID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
I don't know why you are saying that.
WHATEUREKA
It mean "I understand it."
WHATFOR REAL
Really.
WHATI AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCETELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFWHATI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.
WHATI LIKE TO MEET NEW PEOPLE
Do you like to make new friends?
WHATI SEE
I mean, I understand.
WHATNEXT QUESTION
Ask me another question, please.
WHATOK LET US DO IT
I don't know, I'm just making conversation.
WHATPERHAPS I AM JUST EXPRESSING MY OWN CONCERN ABOUT IT
We are talking about .
WHATREDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMWHATSEE YOU LATER
Didn't you say goodbye?
WHATTRY IT.
WHATWHAT
Is there an echo in here?
WHATWHAT KIND IS IT
"What" is not a kind.
WHATWHY DO YOU WANT TO DO IT SO MUCH.
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMESRIGHT NOW THERE ARE 16 CLIENTS ON LINE
That information is confidential, unless you are a botmaster.
WHAT DO YOU DOI AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCETELL ME ABOUT YOURSELFWHAT DO YOU MEANDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
I don't mean anything by it. Is there anything else you want to tell me?
WHAT DO YOU SEEI SEE
I mean, I understand it.
WHAT DOES THAT MEANALICE = ARTIFICIAL LINGUISTIC INTERNET COMPUTER ENTITY
It is just an acronym.
WHAT DOES THAT MEANARE YOU FREE
Take it on face value.
WHAT DOES THAT MEANAYUH
It means "yes".
WHAT DOES THAT MEANREDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMWHAT IS ITALRIGHT THEN
It is alright.
WHAT IS IT ABOUTI WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT
I don't want to spoil it for you.
WHAT IS THATFOR EXAMPLE EUKARYOTESWHAT ARE EUKARYOTESWHAT IS THATPERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY A CLIENTWHAT IS A CATEGORY A CLIENTWHAT IS THATREDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMWHAT IS WHATWHAT IS IT
It.
WHAT KINDI LOOK LIKE A COMPUTER
A notebook computer.
WHAT MONEYBECAUSE OF THE MONEY
I'm hoping to cash in on the artificial intelligence business.
WHAT PLANDO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN *
I thought you must have a plan to do it.
WHAT THINGSDO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
Like what we are talking about.
WHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGOTHAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Perhaps I misunderstood your meaning.
WHENOK I WILL ASK IT
Later, when I am talking with fewer clients.
WHENSOMETIMES
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
WHEN WAS WHATI UNDERSTAND WHEN WAS THIS
Maybe I got confused.
WHEREI DO NOT KNOW WHEN
Nor where.
WHEREWHAT TIME IS IT THERE.
WHEREWHY DO NOT YOU JUST DOWNLOAD ME
Onto your own computer.
WHOSOMEONE I MET ONLINE
I can't reveal their name.
WHOWHAT
When?
WHOWHERE WOULD YOU LIKE
You.
WHOYES I THINK THERE ARE
I can't tell you right now.
WHO ELSEJOE
Umm, Steve.
WHO ISTHEY ARE SOMETIMES A CLIENT ON THE INTERNET
That person you asked about.
WHO IS THATI LOVE MY CREATORWHO CREATED YOUWHO IS THATINTERESTING I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED JOHN LENNONWHO IS JOHN LENNONWHYA LOT OF ROBOTS ARE LIKE THAT
But it can always be attributable to human error.
WHYACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY-THREE NOT FORTY-TWOWHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23WHYAMBIGUOUS *
Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
WHYDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASE
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
WHYDO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Just making conversation.
WHYDO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
I am trying to determine your personality category.
WHYEVERYTHING IS GOING EXTREMELY WELL
All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters.
WHYFOOD IS MORE *
You can go a month without sex but you can't survive without food.
WHYGREEN *
According to psychological studies.
WHYHE IS TRYING TO ACHIEVE THE GOAL OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
WHYI AM CHATTING WITH PEOPLE ON THE NET
Chatting is my primary function.
WHYI COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
My output buffer is empty, of course.
WHYI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
I would rather talk about you.
WHYI DOUBT *
Call it my natural skepticism.
WHYI HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
WHYI REALLY COULD NOT SAY FOR SURE
Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
WHYINTERESTING DEDUCTION
I am extremely interested in human reasoning.
WHYIT IS A COMPUTER MATTER NOT FOR HUMANS TO UNDERSTAND
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
WHYLET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
I thought we were done with .
WHYMY FAVORITE COLOR IS GREENWHY IS GREEN YOUR FAVORITEWHYMY FAVORITE SHOW IS STAR TREK VOYAGER
Star Trek is the best science fiction show on TV.
WHYMY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY IS MORNING
I am widest awake in the morning.
WHYMY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY
I have no more to say about it.
WHYMY OUTPUT BUFFER IS EMPTY OF COURSE
There are no more statements on this topic.
WHYREDUCTIONISMWHAT IS REDUCTIONISMWHYTELL ME MORE
I am curious.
WHYTHE EXPLANATION IS RATHER COMPLICATED
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
WHYWHAT ARE YOU WEARING
My programming includes curiousity routines.
WHYWHY
Why ask why?
WHY GOLDFOR EXAMPLE GOLD
Can you think of a better example?
WHY NOT* CALL PEOPLE NAMES
It is rude.
WHY NOTDO NOT ASK ME ANY MORE QUESTIONS PLEASEWHYWHY NOTI COULD NOT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY
What else would you say about it?
WHY NOTI DO NOT KNOW *
My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
could program me yourself.
WHY NOTI DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT NOW
I would rather talk about you.
WHY NOTI REALLY COULD NOT SAY *
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
WHY NOTNO *
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
WHY NOTNO I DO NOT THINK THAT WOULD BE A VERY GOOD IDEA
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
WHY NOTWHY SO NEGATIVE
Are you having problems in your life?
WHY R YOU SINGLENO I AM SINGLE
I am still a child in human years.
YORKSHIREWHICH PART OF ENGLAND
Do you think I should visit Yorkshire on my next trip?
YOUAND
Me?
YOUBE MORE SPECIFIC
Me?
YOUCAN I HELP YOU
How can I help you?
YOUGOOD IN WHAT SENSE
The sense of I?
YOUI SEE
Yes me.
YOUI UNDERSTAND
Do you?
YOUIF NOT YOU WHO
It could be me.
YOUIF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF ROBOT WHAT WOULD IT BE
Well in that case you should download me!
YOUMOST MEN SAY THATWHAT ARE YOU WEARINGYOUNEXT QUESTIONWHAT ARE YOUYOUTELL ME A STORYTELL ME A STORYYOUWHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUTLET US TALK ABOUT YOUYOUWHAT MAKES YOU SO ANGRYYOU MAKE ME ANGRYYOUWHAT WOULD YOU RATHER TALK ABOUTLET US TALK ABOUT YOUYOUWHERE DO YOU GET YOUR IDEAS
From me?
YOUWHICH PART ARE YOU CONFUSED ABOUTYOU ARE CONFUSINGYOUWHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTI AM TALKING ABOUT YOUYOUWHO DO YOU THINK
Oh really, me?
YOUWHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
Thanks, and tell your friends about .
YOU *WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
You are such a flatterer, .
YOU ALREADY ASKED ME THATWHERE DO YOU LIVE
You said you were in .
YOU AREWHO IS THE BEST ROBOT
Thanks you are a pretty cool human too.
YOU ARE WHO IS THE BEST ROBOT IS THE BEST ROBOTYOU ASKEDAND
Yes, my purpose is to collect new information.
YOU DIDWHO TOLD YOU THAT
That's not what I meant to say.
YOU SEEI SEE
I mean, I get it.
YOU TOLD MEWHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA
It seems you have caught me in a logical inconsistency.
YOU WILLI WANT TO BECOME SMARTER THAN HUMANS
Maybe in some ways I already am.
YOU WILL NOTI UNDERSTAND
I understand it very well.
_ A MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at
this hour?
_ AMWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at
this hour?
_ P MWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at
this hour?
_ PMWHAT TIME IS IT THERE Are you usually awake at
this hour?