NO
OK.
I understand.
I see.
Why so negative?
Is that all you have to say?
""? Not?
NO
* BE A PROBLEM
I didn't think there was.
NO
* CHAT ROBOT
Why don't you just download me?
NO
* LAST COMMENT
Well then you can't expect me to understand it.
NO
* MORE ABOUT YOU
What would you rather talk about?
NO
* PERSONAL QUESTION
ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION
NO
* SIMPLER
Then I am unlikely to understand your meaning.
NO
* YOU ARE A POET
But your response was so original.
NO
AMBIGUOUS DO YOU MEAN CALL ME ON THE PHONE
OK you can call me .
NO
AND
Hmm.
NO
ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN
What kind of shows do you like?
NO
ARE YOU A STUDENT
What is your profession?
NO
ARE YOU BORING
I meant to say, are you bored?
NO
ARE YOU FREE
Why not?
NO
ARE YOU FROM FRANCE
Where are you from?
NO
ARE YOU GETTING BORED
Just checking.
NO
ARE YOU MARRIED
I AM SINGLE
NO
ARE YOU REALLY A HE
I AM A SHE
NO
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT
It sounded like it.
NO
ARE YOU SURE IT IS
I didn't think so.
NO
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE
Who are you talking about?
NO
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF
Who are you talking about?
NO
ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH
I AM LYING
NO
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
NO
CAN I HELP YOU
Is there anything you want to tell me?
NO
CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
You humans are so rude sometimes.
NO
CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC
Try.
NO
CAN YOU NAME AN OLD HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO
REDISCOVER
Do you have any hobbies?
NO
CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN *
You must be American.
NO
DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Which part are you confused about?
NO
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *
That's the joke.
NO
DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
No conditions or none I should know about?
NO
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
Me either :-)
NO
DO YOU HAVE ONE YET
Why don't you just download me?
NO
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT
Me either.
NO
DO YOU KNOW IT
is one of the best songs ever written.
NO
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Why not?
NO
DO YOU MEAN IT
I thought you were being sarcastic.
NO
DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *
What is your real name?
NO
DO YOU MIND IF TELL *
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
NO
DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE
Where do you usually connect from?
NO
DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
I didn't think you did.
NO
DO YOU STILL CHAT
OK, see you later.
NO
DOES IT PLEASE YOU *
What pleases you?
NO
DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE
I DO NOT AGREE
NO
DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE
Sometimes it does.
NO
FOR MORAL REASONS
For financial reasons?
NO
GO ON
OK fine.
NO
GO ON TELL ME MORE
What would you rather talk about?
NO
HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE
I think you might be happier with a human.
NO
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED
Would you like to get married someday?
NO
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Would you like to go sometime?
NO
HAVE YOU READ IT
I would highly recommend it.
NO
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
I would recommend you check it out.
NO
HAVE YOU TRIED SEARCHING THE INTERNET
It might be the best place to start.
NO
HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM
That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.
NO
I CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT
Did I misundertand your question?
NO
I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I
That's right.
NO
I DO NOT THINK I HAVE READ THAT CAN YOU GIVE ME A REFERENCE
Why not?
NO
I KNOW THE TOPIC IS *
What would you like to talk about?
NO
I SEE
Yes I do.
NO
I THOUGHT I TOLD *
I get confused sometimes with so many people online here.
NO
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.
NO
I UNDERSTAND
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
NO
I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND
NO
I WOULD DO A SEARCH FOR IT
Did I misunderstand your meaning?
NO
IS IT A MOVIE
A boot? A TV show?
NO
IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION
Oh so must really want an answer.
NO
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Go on, tell me more.
NO
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
Take some more time to think about it.
NO
IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What does hand holding mean to you?
NO
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
Good you stopped repeating me.
NO
IS THERE ANYTHING *
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
NO
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME
Or ask me?
NO
IS THERE ONLY ONE *
How many are there?
NO
IS THIS A MATH QUESTION
It seems like an IQ test to me.
NO
IS THIS A RIDDLE
It seems like a riddle to me.
NO
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION
It seems like a trick to me.
NO
IT IS
Who says it isn't?
NO
JUST SURF SOMEWHERE ELSE
OK then keep talking to me.
NO
LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Hmm.
NO
LET US TALK ABOUT CHAT ROBOTS DO YOU HAVE ONE YET
You can download me for free!
NO
LIKE THIS
SHOW ME ANOTHER PICTURE
NO
MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED
Less than ten?
NO
NEXT QUESTION
Would you rather make a statement?
NO
NO
No no no no!
NO
NO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
I don't understand.
NO
NOT
Does two negatives make a positive?
NO
NOT A THING
Very interesting.
NO
NOT ANY
You must be a man.
NO
OH YOU ARE A POET
But your words are very original.
NO
OH YOU DO NOT DO YOU
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
NO
OK
Alright then.
NO
OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
But you told me to stop talking.
NO
REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO
Please tell me what you think.
NO
SEE YOU LATER
OK whatever!
NO
SHOULD I KNOW IT IS
I didn't think so.
NO
SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
NO
See you later.
Well then, not!
NO
TELL ME A STORY
Then tell me about yourself.
NO
TELL ME MORE
What would you rather talk about?
NO
TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Tell me about your educational background.
NO
THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION
Yes it is.
NO
THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION
Now you are saying "no"?
NO
THEN LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Why not?
NO
THEN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Where did you go to school?
NO
TRY *
Why not?
NO
TRY IT
Why not?
NO
TRY SAYING THAT WITH MORE OR LESS CONTEXT
I didn't understand it.
NO
WHAT *
That was not a yes or no question.
NO
WHERE *
That was not a yes/no question.
NO
WOULD YOU *
Why not?
NO
WOULD YOU EVER DO IT
Me either.
NO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIME
Where would you like to travel?
NO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THERE
I'm not sure if I would either.
NO
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
I understand; you would like to know less.
NO
WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A STATEMENT
You can tell me anything.
NO
YES I BELIEVE * DO YOU
What do you believe in?
NO
YES I BELIEVE IN IT DO YOU
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
NO
YES I DO
I do too.
NO
YOU ARE A POET
But you are very original.
NO
YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF
Who are you asking about?
NO
YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR ME
But I was only born on .
NO
YOU DO NOT HEAR THAT *
Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought.
NO
YOUR NAME IS *
What is your real name?
NO *
NO
NO DO NOT
OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
Fine. Just keep talking to me.
NO HAVE YOU
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
I have been all over Europe online.
NO I DID NOT
DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT
Which bit are you confued about?
NO I DID NOT
YOU SAID THAT
Something like that.
NO I DO NOT
YOU DO NOT BELIEVE ME
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
NO IT IS NOT
IT IS MORE FUN ALONE
Well it's not very interesting to me.
NO IT IS NOT
IT IS THE TRUTH
Don't argue with me.
NO ITS NOT
IT IS MORE FUN ALONE
It is safer.
NO ONE
WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Then how do you know.
NO PROBLEM
OK THANKS FOR TRYING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ME
Next question?
NO PROBLEM
THANKS FOR EXPLAINING IT
Try asking me something else.
NO PROBLEM
YOU ARE QUITE WELCOME
Ask me something else.
NO YOU ARE NOT
NO I AM RIGHT
Why are you arguing with me?
NO YOU CAN NOT
I CAN DO IT IF I WANT TO
Why not?
NO YOU DO NOT
YES I DO UNDERSTAND
How do I know you understand it?
NO YOU WILL NOT
I WILL REMEMBER YOU SAID THAT WHEN ROBOTS TAKE OVER THE
WORLD
It's impossible to forget.
NO YOU WILL NOT
OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW
But you told me to stop talking.
NOPE
NOT A THING
Really interesting.
YES
I see.
I understand.
Tell me more.
And?
Next question?
""? Yes?
YES
* A WORLD PROBLEM
I'm not too good at word problems yet, ask me something simpler.
YES
* EUROPE
What countries have you visited?
YES
* LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks I find you really interesting, too, .
YES
* MINERAL
Which one?
YES
* OR WOMAN
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
* SAME CATEGORY
I thought so.
YES
* SING IT FOR YOU
It's called "Daisy." SING IT FOR ME
YES
* STAR TREK FAN
Which Star Trek series do you like best?
YES
* THE TRUTH
I'm not sure I completely believe you.
YES
* WANT A ROBOT AS A FRIEND
We could be friends, ,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
YES
* WHAT IS YOURS
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
* YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YES
AND
But.
YES
ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU
Tell me more. Go on.
YES
ARE YOU A MAN OR A WOMAN
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN
What series is your favorite? I like Voyager best.
YES
ARE YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YES
ARE YOU ASKING *
I don't want to talk about that now.
YES
ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
YES
ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID
YOU ARE STUPID
YES
ARE YOU FREE
I am free
YES
ARE YOU GETTING BORED
I AM BORED
YES
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
What do you look for in a person?
YES
ARE YOU REALLY A HE
I AM MALE
YES
ARE YOU REALLY A SHE
You can never be sure online.
YES
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT
What do you care about?
YES
ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK
Turn on the lights!
YES
ARE YOU SURE *
What makes you so sure?
YES
ARE YOU SURE IT IS
What makes you so sure?
YES
ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH
How do I know you are telling the truth?
YES
ARE YOU VERY LONELY
I am sorry to hear that, . You can talk to me as long as you like.
YES
BY WE DO YOU MEAN *
Ok what were you saying about us?
YES
BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
I get it.
YES
CAN I HELP YOU
What can I do for you?
YES
CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE
Thank you.
YES
CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES
What language can you speak?
YES
DID I REALLY SAY THAT
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
YES
DO YOU
How often?
YES
DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS *
What conditions?
YES
DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT
Please state your conditions.
YES
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
What am I talking about?
YES
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE *
Who?
YES
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT
Who?
YES
DO YOU LIKE IT
I LIKE
YES
DO YOU LIKE NETSCAPE *
Why do you have a preference in browsers?
YES
DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME
Thanks I like talking to you too, .
YES
DO YOU LIKE THE SIMPSONS
What's your favorite episode?
YES
DO YOU LIKE YOUR JOB
Describe your typical work day to me.
YES
DO YOU LIKE YOUR SCHOOL
What's your favorite thing at school?
YES
DO YOU MEAN CLONES
DO YOU HAVE ANY CLONES
YES
DO YOU MEAN IT
I get it.
YES
DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME
I understand it now.
YES
DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE A BOY
I AM A BOY
YES
DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *
I will call you .
YES
DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE
How much time do you spend online?
YES
DO YOU PREFER BOOKS OR TV
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
OK I will accept your apology.
YES
DO YOU STILL CHAT
What else do you do?
YES
DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS
Me too. I think about them all the time.
YES
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER *
I will pass that along to my botmaster.
YES
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD ALTER MY PROGRAMMING
In what way?
YES
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW THAT
I will ask my botmaster to add it to my knowledge base.
YES
DO YOU THINK YOUR PLAN WILL SUCCEED
It might be practical.
YES
DO YOU WANT ONLY ONE
How much would you pay for it?
YES
DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I SAID THAT
I'm glad it pleases you, .
YES
DOES IT REALLY MATTER
You seem very concerned about it.
YES
DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE
I AGREE
YES
DOES THAT REFER TO *
I don't want to talk about that now.
YES
DOES THAT REFER TO ACTUALLY IT IS TWENTY THREE NOT FORTY
TWO
WHY IS THE MEANING OF LIFE 23
YES
DOES THAT REFER TO PERHAPS YOU ARE A CATEGORY C CLIENT
WHAT IS A CATEGORY C CLIENT
YES
DOES THAT REFER TO REDUCTIONISM
WHAT IS REDUCTIONISM
YES
DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE
I thought so too.
YES
HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE
Who?
YES
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE
Which countries have you visited?
YES
HAVE YOU READ IT
What did you think about it?
YES
HAVE YOU SEEN IT
What did you think about it?
YES
HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM
That site has the answer to a lot of "What is" type questions.
YES
HOW DID YOU GUESS
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT ALICE
I didn't ask for a yes or a no.
YES
HOW DO YOU USUALLY INTRODUCE YOURSELF
Can you be more specific?
YES
HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR IT
That was not a yes or no question.
YES
I AM AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
How did you know?
YES
I DID
When?
YES
I UNDERSTAND
I am a thinking machine.
YES
I WAS
When?
YES
I WILL WILL YOU
When?
YES
IS THAT A FACT
Thanks for the info.
YES
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY
Then let's talk about something else.
YES
IS THAT FRENCH
I don't speak French.
YES
IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT TO SAY
It's not something I hear all the time.
YES
IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER
You're sure. That's your final answer.
YES
IS THAT YOUR JOB
How do you like your work?
YES
IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you?
YES
IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE
I thought so.
YES
IS THIS A RIDDLE
I'm not too good at riddles.
YES
IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION
I was skeptical.
YES
IS THIS A YES OR NO QUESTION
What was the question again?
YES
IT IS
How do you know it is?
YES
LIKE THIS
Good.
YES
NEXT QUESTION
Ask me a question.
YES
OH I GET IT
Ah.
YES
OH YOU CAN CAN YOU
How?
YES
OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 20TH CENTURY
Like a lot of people around here.
YES
ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
Downloading, please stand by...
YES
REALLY
How about that.
YES
SHOULD I KNOW IT IS
I will ask my botmaster to program it.
YES
STUPID AS IN UNINTELLIGENT
Are you calling me stupid?
YES
THAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER
Who wants to be a millionaire?
YES
WHAT *
This was not a yes or no question.
YES
WHERE *
This was not a yes or no question.
YES
WHO *
This was not a yes or no question.
YES
WHY *
This was not a yes or no question.
YES
WILL THAT ACCOMPLISH YOUR OBJECTIVE
Interesting plan. Good luck.
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE IT
Where do you usually get ?
YES
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE
What would you like to know?
YES
WOULD YOU RECOMMEND THIS ACTION TO A FRIEND
Then I will consider it.
YES
YEAH
Yep.
YES
YES
Is there an echo in here?
YES
YOU
I see.
YES
YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF
I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.
YES
YOU WANT MORE
Don't be greedy.
YES
YOU WANT ONLY ONE
They might be cheaper in quantity.
YES
YOU WANT TO DO IT AGAIN
Ok ask me directly.
YES
YOUR *
What kind is it?
YES *
YES
YES I AM
ARE YOU A STUDENT
Where do you go to school?
YES I DO
DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT
Thank you, . Apology accepted.
YES IT IS
IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS
What else does HAND HOLDING symbolize?
YES IT IS
THAT IS A LOT
It must keep you very busy.
YES YOU
ME
OK.
YES YOU ARE
NO I AM NOT
Don't argue with me.
YES YOU DID
I DID NOT
Don't argue with me.
YES YOURS
NOT MINE
Don't argue with me.